How Do You Solve A Climate With Sharia?

How Do You Catch A Cloud and Pin It Down?

You ban Weather Questioning of course!

"Big Climate is slowly being crushed by a hard, icy reality: if you’re heading off to university this year, there has been no global warming since before you were in kindergarten....You would think that might occasion a little circumspection. But instead the cultists up the ante: having evolved from ‘global warming’ to the more flexible ‘climate change’, they’re now moving on to ‘climate collapse’. Total collapse. No climate at all. No sun, no ice. No warm fronts, except for the heaving bosoms in Rajendra Pachauri’s bodice-rippers."--Mark Steyn, from Climate Change: The Facts

For years liberals searched for a key that would let them impose socialism for the greater good, write industrial policy like a Soviet Five-Year Plan, give them a supposedly unchallengeable moral high ground, allow transfer of national sovereignty to the UN, create new taxes and give ever more power to the State.

Bingo: the Environment!

And since the environment is everything, everywhere, always, that's all we here at Big Government wish to control: everything, everywhere, all the time!

Including schools. Portland schools are now banning legitimate Climate Dissent in their textbooks in the name of their Prophet Al Gore, Acid Rain Be Upon Him.

Portland Tribune:

“A lot of the text materials are kind of thick with the language of doubt, and obviously the science says otherwise,” Bigelow says, accusing the publishing industry to bowing to pressure from fossil fuels companies. “We don’t want kids in Portland learning material courtesy of the fossil fuel industry.”

He took particular issue with teaching materials that used iffy language when discussing climate change, like “might,” “may” and “could.”

Conservative Angle: 

"...it means that Portland schools cannot use the UN Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change (IPCC) reports on climate science, because those reports use the words “might,” “may,” and “could” throughout, along with the term “uncertain” or “uncertainty” (both of which appear hundreds of times in the IPCC reports on climate science)."

Mr. Stuttaford:

(Tribune:) "Bigelow said the district already has climate-change literacy curriculum, such as at Sunnyside Environmental School, and he wants that knowledge to spread."

Set the controls for the heart of Sunnyside’s website, and discover this:

"Our school community and students are taught to critically examine dominant culture norms, seek multiple perspectives and counter stories…" ...............................

They don't critically examine anything, they don't challenge dominant culture norms, multiple perspectives are banned and counter stories are quashed. You can question the War on Terror all day long, but the War on Weather is sacred, revealed Truth, far to pure to stand up to rigorous questioning!

You can be bi-curious and get your own after-school club, but being sky-curious is verboten in Hoboken, banned in Boston, taboo in Peru and just not done in Oregon.

"Here, kids; the Unabomber said we could read his margin-scribbled copy of "Earth in the Balance"--and remember, 'Question Nothing!'"

Welcome to One-Party Education, heretic. There won't be a quiz later--we don't like inquisitiveness.

"In Ray Bradbury's novel "Fahrenheit 451,"-the temperature at which "book paper" auto-ignites-Capt. Beatty, who is the chief book-burner, said, "If you don't want a man unhappy politically, don't give him two sides to a question to worry him; give him one. Better yet, give him none." That same sentiment was expressed by the Obama Administration, which told the Supreme Court in Citizens United that, in its view, Congress could ban books."-Sen. Ted Cruz

The "Science is Settled"; Climate Sharia Theory is a proven loser for free and free-thinking people.