CNN: The Chyron News Network--The Last Word in Getting the Last Word In!

The Mask is Off. This is War and CNN isn't Even Pretending to Pretend Anymore.

CNN has lately taken to "correcting" the statements of public figures in their chyrons, the captioning beneath the video image.

And by "public figures"? I mean of course "Donald Trump". Nobody else seems to need CNN's loving correction. Evidently Hillary and Obama speak only Pure, Sweet Truth. For example:

Here, CNN calls the ISIS Nice Truck Attack a "Trump Rampage":

 

Perhaps CNN could show us their evidence of Trump planning the attack, renting the truck or any connection at all? What? There is no evidence? Just snark?

Did you ever see Hillary called out like this for her "Vast-Right-Wing Conspiracy"-rant? Even today, she's shopping Russia/Trump conspiracies to distract from the substance of the crooked anti-Semitic DNC emails.

Since they've lost their way, let's help CNN to be fair and balanced:

CLINTON SAYS TRUMP RECRUITING SERGEANT FOR ISIS [HE'S NOT]

CLINTON: BENGHAZI ATTACKED BECAUSE OF VIDEO [IT WASN'T]

CLINTON: "I DID NOT SEND CLASSIFIED INFORMATION" [SHE DID]
 

CLINTON: FBI CHIEF SAID MY ANSWERS WERE "TRUTHFUL" [NO, HE HAS NEVER USED 'CLINTON' AND 'TRUTHFUL' IN THE SAME SENTENCE]

ROMNEY: CLINTON DONATIONS "LOOK LIKE BRIBERY" [BECAUSE THEY ARE]

We should do this with all our news:

LYNCH: WE DIDN'T DISCUSS HILLARY'S FELONIES [WE DID]

MA BARKER: JUST LIE--IT WORKS FOR ME [IT DOES]

CLINTON: "I DID NOT HAVE SEX WITH THAT WOMAN, MISS LEWINSKY, OR TEN THOUSAND OTHER WOMEN, INCLUDING A PAIR OF RUSSIAN PROS JUST THIS MORNING" [HE DID. AND DID. AND DID. AND...]

OBAMA: WE DO NOT PAY RANSOM FOR HOSTAGES [WE DO NOW]

 

MICHAEL BROWN: HANDS UP, DON'T SHOOT [NEVER HAPPENED]

CNN: WE DON'T CARE IF IT NEVER HAPPENED AND IT'S NOT TRUE [THEY REALLY DON'T]

Update: Breitbart noticed, too.

"COUMO: "We couldn’t help her any more than we have, she’s got just a free ride so far from the media, we’re the biggest ones promoting her campaign, so it had better happen." [FINALLY, THE TRUTH!]