Meet the Deplorables!

Hillary's Faux Phobe-a-phobia Foes

 

HILLARY:  "You can put half of Trump's supporters into what I call the basket of deplorables.

AUDIENCE: (laughter and applause) 
HILLARY:  Right?  The racist, sexist, homophobic, xenophobic, Islamophobic, you name it."

You people have let Hillary down.

Just as you have disappointed Barack the Magnificent for the last eight years. How dare you?

And now you have forced her to call you basket cases. You should be ashamed of yourselves for making her look bad.

We'd better unpack some of Mommy Dearest Leader's criticism while the coat-hanger still stings.

First of all, "phobia" is a big fat juicy lie, a demagogue's trick to stop debate before it begins by preemptively smearing an opponent.

A phobia is an unreasoned fear, like the unreasonable fear of werewolves or of getting an Anthony Weiner text message. Could it possibly be that conservatives have thoughtfully considered the Leftist position and disagree on principle?

No way! We're all Frankenstein's villagers, mindlessly and superstitiously chasing the Other with pointy pitchforks and angry firebrands, or so says the Bride of Fronkensteen Typhoid Mary Marcy Parkinson Pantsuit Nixon Secretary Clinton.

Now to Mommy's list:

*"racist"--The shorthand definition is "anybody who disagrees with Al Sharpton."

The longhand is even worse, if that's possible. The Leftist academy teaches that "racist" is just another word for "white". All white people are racists with White Privilege, whether they know it or not, even if they married a black person, even if they live in a trailer on a dirt road, drive 20 year-old cars, have no life savings and pay taxes so Michelle Obama can live like an empress.

Furthermore, white people and only white people are racists. You may think that all races are human and therefore guilty of human shortcomings. You may have even seen other races behaving badly. But, no, the schools you pay for teach your children that whites are inferior and other races are morally superior.

Put another way, there is a sub-human race and a Master Race.

Hmm...that idea sounds very familiar. I'm sure it vill kom to me.

*"sexist"--This means you don't automatically believe a student just because she drags a mattress around campus in a cheap publicity stunt. You're also sexist if you don't think Hillary is automatically entitled to every woman's vote. Because women can think for themselves, you see.

*"homophobic" means you are a vile human rights criminal who believes in the same definition of marriage that Obama and Hillary professed some months ago.

*"xenophobic" means you love America, aka 'patriotism'. And you don't wish to be ruled by Hillary's UN pals and donors.

*"Islamophobic" means you are a bigot. A bigot who doesn't want to pay a dhimmi tax to your superiors under Sharia Law or convert at the point of a blade.

Or die at an office party in San Bernardino, a gay bar in Orlando, a recruiting station in Chattanooga, a skyscraper in Manhattan, that same skyscraper in Manhattan eight years earlier, aboard the USS Cole, at a meatpacking plant in Oklahoma, a campus in Merced, a "Soldier Readiness Center" at Fort Hood, in a police car on a Philly street, at a cartoon contest in Garland, at a ticket counter at LAX, underneath of a car on the quad at UNC Ashville, or by a car-bomb in Times Square or on an airplane over Detroit at Christmas, or even as presidential candidate laying in a pool of his own blood on the floor of the Ambassador Hotel's kitchen in Los Angeles, etc., etc., etc. Like she said, "You name it."

Clinton continued: "That other basket of people are people who feel that government has let them down, the economy has let them down, that nobody cares about them; nobody worries about what happens to their lives and their futures. They are just desperate for change.  Doesn't really even matter where it comes from."

They--we-- are her other Basket of Ungratefuls, who just don't understand how great the Obama Economy truly is, or realize how he single-handedly fixed Health Care.

We can't handle the fact that her specialness entitles her and Bill to their own U.S. Code for Clintons Only.

We are incapable of grasping the greatness of how, together, she and Obama are rebuilding the military--the Iranian military, while our planes are literally falling out of the sky for lack of spare parts.

Iran doesn't have to shoot them down like they just threatened; Washington, DC will do it for them.

When challenged, One-Percenter Hillary said it wasn't 50% of Trump supporters, more like 47%.


By the way, "xenophobic" also means you oppose Obama's imminent transfer of the Internet to foreign dictatorships, who hate the very idea of Free Sp