MissileCare for Mullahs: Go To Health, America!

Premium increases in Tehran up a whopping $400 million!

 

Obama (caught on hot mic): "On all these issues, but particularly missile defence, this, this can be solved but it's important for him to give me space."
Dmitry Medvedev: "Yeah, I understand. I understand your message about space. Space for you."
Obama: "This is my last election. After my election I have more flexibility."
Medvedev: "I understand. I will transmit this information to Vladimir."

Frontpage: Obama Faked Iran Nuclear Compliance With Secret Exemptions

"The more we learn about the Iran deal, the worse it gets. The deck was stacked to enable the deal by letting Iran get away with murder. Its "success" was faked nine different ways. This is yet another example.

(Reuters:) "The United States and its negotiating partners agreed "in secret" to allow Iran to evade some restrictions in last year's landmark nuclear agreement in order to meet the deadline for it to start getting relief from economic sanctions."" ..........

Make that ten different ways.

The Bad News: As we see--and hear--from Obama's "Fifty Shades of Putin" pledge caught on a hot mic, he has a penchant for entering into secret deals with dictatorships, teaming up with them to fool the American public.

The Good News: Hey--at least he finally kept his word to somebody!

But Putin wasn't the only dictator Obama promised to obey. He also took the same vow with the Ayatollah Khameni--Next on "Cheaters"!

They together decided on multiple ways to decieve the American people. One way was to start calling the underground nuclear complex at Fordo a "medical imaging center" doing "medical research".

And they wonder why their ObamaCare is imploding--they don't know the difference between a medicated enema and a dedicated enemy!

Stop them if you've heard this one:

Doctor: “I’m afraid I have terrible news for you: You have cancer and Alzheimer’s Disease.”
Patient: “Well, at least I don’t have cancer!”
Doctor: "But if you did, you could go to Fordo Nuclear Weapons Factory Medical Imaging Center and the $150 Billion Dollar cost of it would be covered under MissileCare for Mullahs ObamaCare."
Patient: "It's like I don't even know you anymore."
Doctor: "That's been our goal for the last seven and a half years too bad you feel that way."

To help the Morally Medically-Challenged, we offer this Inter-Continental Cluebat Pre-Operative Primer:


This is a Medical Imaging Center.



This is not.



This is a CAT scan.

 

This is not.

This is a doctor.

 

 

This is not.

 

 

This is the very latest in medical equipment.



This is not.



This is an X-ray display.
 

 

This is not.

 

This is your Pharmacy, mixing your prescription to specifications.

This is not.
 

 

This is a waiting room.

This is not.
 

 

These are happy patients.

 

These are not.

 

These are the construction workers who build hospitals.

 

These are not.

 

 

This is the Center's parking lot.

 

This is not.

 

 

This is a designated care provider, in charge of the safety and well-being of many.



And so is this.