That's Rich
"We were robbed at gunpoint yesterday."
"Okay. Let's see the security tapes."
"No."
"...what?"
"No. You can't see the tapes."
"Why not?"
"Because shuttup, that's why. We hired our own security company to analyze them. Here is a written summary. It says the Russians did it."
"(reading)...hmm...uh-huh...hmm...You're right! It says right here the Russians did it! Case Closed!"
"Thank you, Det. Comey. We here at Madison Guaranty Savings and Loan have never been robbed by Russians before."
"Of course you haven't. Don't worry, though; we'll base our nation's entire foreign policy on this completely credible summary you have so generously provided!"
Uh-oh: the Lefties at Salon just joined The Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy.
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