You May Be a Shithole Country If...

Democrats Have Their Way

...because they've been trying night and day to turn America into a Third World shithole for years.

The American People have always had the Right to Dissolve the Government and form a new one. But Democrats claim the right to dissolve the People and form a new one by dissolving our borders. That is a cultural genocide perpetrated in the name of One-Party Rule.

All individuals are created equal by their Creator--but all cultures are not.

The principles around which societies are organized determine their success or failure, even if liberals will gnaw their arm off at the elbow rather than admit it. Or rather, they'll happily facilitate Kate Steinle being shot down like a dog on a San Francisco pier rather than risk taking a hit to their own self-esteem by confronting their own moral vanity. Fittingly, San Francisco just legalized public defecation.

And the same pearl-clutchers who are tut-tutting now were as quiet as a mosque-mouse when the Clintons were looting Haiti. The city of Port-au-Prince could have finally built a sewer system with the pilfered money the Clintons spent on Chelsea's wedding.

That reminds me; how is Tony's goldmine doing, anyway?

It's not really bragging either. We've got plenty of pathologies of our own. We sacrifice a thousand children a day to convenience. And then we sell their body parts in what can only be described as hi-tech cannibalism. Even now, the NIH is studying how best to chemically-castrate healthy young boys in order to turn them into "girls"--a grisly and perverted War Crime worthy of Dr. Mengele.

Sorry, but we just don't need anymore permanent welfare recipients and national security risks with little or no loyalty to America. We've got plenty already; they're called "Democrats". So without further ado, and with a tip of the hat to a comedian who asked that we not use his name Jeff Foxworthy, we present:

You may be a shithole country if...

...your President-for-Life has almost as many medals as John Kerry applied for.
...the hurricane you experienced 30 years ago is still a front-page national emergency.
...machetes are placed on the right with the salad fork.
...all press reports start by praising your country's Menshevik medical system.
...your Transport Ministry classifies a llama as a "muscle car".
...your National Fragrance is musk ox.
...the hit of the Boat Show is the exciting new Twin Outboard Water Buffalo 2000!
...even gypsies refuse to steal your children.
...nerve gas just went up to $2.89 per gallon self-serve.
...All the cool American college students put your Gestapo Chief's picture on their t-shirts.

You may be a shithole country if...

...your Number #1 pizza topping is tree bark.
...Dick Durbin and Bob Mueller scrubbed all references to your culture from the FBI's counter-terrorism manuals on orders from the local Muslim Brotherhood, Oval Office Chapter.
...college professors insist we adopt your country's political system, even though you just ate Sunday brunch from a dumpster.
...your nation's entire GDP is based on Deepak Chopra successfully bilking lonely widows.
...the .50 caliber machine guns you just bought out of the back of a stolen Lexus in Juarez say "Courtesy of Eric Holder".
...the secret ingredient in your country's hot dogs: hot dog.
...your national Rock-Throwing Team has dominated the Olympic Medal count for the last fifty years.

You may be a shithole country if...

...your dictators, criminals and terrorists got their nukes from Obama, their machine guns from Holder, their small arms from Hillary, their censorship from Facebook and their excuses from the Mainstream Fake News.
..."Snakes on a Plane!" is both the in-flight movie and the motto painted on the tail-fin of your national airline.
...you want to sacrifice a 9 year-old virgin to the volcano but they're all happily married.
...Liam Neeson is rescuing his daughter from your extended family.
...your State-Run Media isn't must-see TV--it's Must-Watch.
...your Entertainment Industry is powered by dung-fired power plants. And the entertainment consists of watching the dung fire.

And finally, you may be a shithole country if...

...your banana republic's cabinet ministers openly took bribes while the "independent" press stared at their shoes and the former el Presidente wiretapped political opponents in collusion with the National Police Force in order to rig the last election and...oh, wait a damn minuto...