A Confidential Letter: Do Not Leak At Once!

To: D. Katz, Attorney at Law, or what’s Left of it
From: Michael J. Avan…Oven…Alvin…Creepy Porn Lawyer

re: Your ex-clients

Dear Msyx. Katz,

Thanks a lot for sending over your ex-client Swetnick. She’s such a looney tune, she made me look like, well, what I am.

Her story was so far over the top, that even Democrats are ashamed. Just kidding!

Could you please send over another one of your professional victim ex-clients? Maybe they could “remember” how Judge Kavanaugh kicked their dog or something. People like dogs. People don’t like me, but they like dogs. Come to think of it, dogs don’t like me either. Hell--I don't like me! I'd sue myself if there was a nickel in it, but I don't think I could bear up under deposition.

And I have to think of New Hampshire. Say--how would you like to be Vice-President?

Sincerish-like,

Mike

ps; When this is over, let’s go to Vegas; after all, what are the odds that you represented two Kavanaugh accusers years apart and unknown to each other? A million-to-one? Luck be a lady--a crazy Katz-lady!

"When."

Of all the gin joints-UPDATE:

The problem with the third "witness" Swetnick isn't her previous legal troubles per se.
It is this: she was represented by Debra Katz.
Ten years ago, she won a sexual harassment settlement for Swetnick from NY Life.
Unless you believe in the coincidence of all coincidences, that Katz represented two Kavanaugh victims years apart and unknown to each other, that means Katz looked into her files of professional victims and sent Swetnick to Avenatti.
That means Ford's attorney is actively manufacturing other phony witnesses.
That's evidence and/or witness tampering.
Or,  if you prefer, Obstruction of Justice.