Monday, May 6, 2019

BREAKING NEWS UPDATE from Manufactured News Network

“MNN–Where Merely Fake Would Be An Improvement!”

(KIEV, D.C.)BREAKING...Rep. Steve Cohen’s recent KFC stunt fell flat when it was discovered that all 11 secret herbs and spices were actually plants working for John Brennan, according to NBC Celebrity Chef Dick Chmeller. DEFROSTING...

The Cone of Chicken: "Could you please speak directly into the chicken, sir?"

Meanwhile, the President tweeted "You call that a chicken?"






"No, Chief; I said "Cohen of Silence"."

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