Saturday, December 4, 2021

Operation: Crafty Beaver and Jussie Smollett's Foot-Long Fiasco--"Thanks, Obama!"

Like Everything Else Sucky and Evil Today, the Obamas Are Right There 

All crimes against others are hate crimes. If not, show me a Love Crime. Besides the Clinton Administration, I mean.

But if we accept the premise, and I don’t, hoax hate crimes are themselves hate crimes, aren’t they?


Pictured here, the infamous Hoax Crime perpetrator stands next to Juicy Smoll-yay.

How to play Pull-a-Smollett: the game of social engineering (thepeoplescube.com)

Ace: Jussie Smollet's Woke Lawyer Demands a Mistrial, Claiming Judge "Snarled" and "Lunged" At Her, Then Runs from Courtroom Crying When He Refuses Her Motion




Well, well; the truth finally came out this week. Jussie Smollett falsely and viciously insinuated that Trump supporters watched his show "Empire". The bastard.

Smollett also claimed that he single-handedly fought off two Nigerian weightlifters while his Subway sandwich remained intact. You might get a turkey sub to hold together during a fake beatdown, but a meatball marinara is going to slide all over the place. 

If there's one conclusion we can draw, it is this: Subway sure has bad luck with celebrity endorsers!

Jussie wore the noose all the way to the hospital instead of just taking it off. In fairness, he was probably busy eating his sub.

His two personal friends, Corey Booker and Kamala Harris, both running for president and trying to pass a federal anti-lynching law, instantly tweeted in unison "This is an attempted modern-day lynching!" Weird, huh?

Why, it's almost like--what's the word--"collusion"

"...who? No, no! We never heard of the guy!"
No wonder they look as nervous as Wolf Blitzer at a Jeopardy reunion.

Harris and Booker were the Obamas' choice for Prez and Veep, their own little Mini-Me's.

The senators were supposed to ride this staged incident into the White House with the triumphant passage of The Jussie Smollett Anti-Lynching ActYou know–to address the wave of lynchings a century ago. 

And if only Jussie had ordered his usual foot-long turkey with arugula instead of the six-inch meatball, they might have gotten away with it.

Instead, they all had to settle for Joey the Child Molester.

Retards. 


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