CDC: Three monkeys caught and euthanized after crash near Danville | wnep.com
“DANVILLE, Pa. — Three monkeys that had been lost along the interstate in Montour County are all accounted for, all of them now dead.
A public health risk assessment was conducted by several organizations including the CDC.
They confirm the escaped monkeys were humanely euthanized.
The monkeys escaped after a truck carrying about 100 of them collided with a dump truck Friday afternoon along Route 54 just off Interstate 80 near Danville.”
In other local traffic news, a black government van full of mad scientists went off the road near Transhumana Township, with three escaping. They are being pursued by 100 angry monkeys hoping to euthanize them.
If you have seen these Monsters in Human Suits and would like to assist the monkeys in their search, please call 1-800-Let’sSeeHowYouLikeItDoctorMengele.
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Three Monkeys--UPDATE: Pennsylvania Woman Who Came in Contact with CDC Monkeys After Crash Is Experiencing Cold-Like Symptoms, Pink-Eye and a Cough (thegatewaypundit.com) What new plague are these ghouls cooking now?
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