Russia Times (RT), the American branch of Russia’s State-Run Media, is shutting down according to CNN, the American Branch of America’s State-Run Media.
This is due to the “completely unforeseen” circumstance of Vladimir Putin invading a country every few years like clockwork except when Donald Trump is President.
China largely ignored Biden’s speech, however, since they wrote it, and will continue to publish the Congressional Record and Federal Register as usual.
“…and if you’re really blowing it, Number One Employee, we will signal you to stop speaking by having Pelosi rub her wrists together, the internationally recognized symbol of political suicide.”
(Beijing, D.C.) The Co-Presidents of Chinamerica Joe Biden and Xi Jinping released a surprising statement today, rejecting the label ' war criminal' for Vladimir Putin.
"We do not wish to call Putin a 'war criminal' because, frankly, he's an amateur. We just killed some 50 million people around the world with our Virus/Vaccine/Malpractice Trifecta and honesty compels us to admit Putin's not even in the same league. And we certainly don't want to be hypocritical about it."
And in Art News, Hunter Biden has released a new series of Ukraine-themed artwork, priced at $1 million each due to overwhelming public interest of dictators worldwide.
In other Children's News, it is Poland's turn to babysit Fake VP Kamala Harris next week. It's not like they're busy or anything.
Manufactured News Update: “Remember When Wm. Randolph Hearst’s Yellow Journalism and Warmongering Were Considered the Absolute Worst Kind of Journalism? Neither Do We!”
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