...Breaking Entertainment News:
(Hollywood, Caliph.) In the wake of the Johnny Depp trial, three million people have voted online to stop Amber Heard from appearing in "Aquaman 2".
This is eerily reminiscent of another high-profile show-biz event in November of 2020, in which a hundred million Americans voted to stop Joe Biden from appearing in "Air Force One".
Pictured above, Depp attends the Biden Inauguration Installation
Mr. Depp is set to return in GroomerWorld Studio's new release called "Captain Jack and the Coin-Operated Congress: Buddy, Can You Sparrow Dime, By Which We Mean $33 Billion for Kickbacks in Ukraine?" * In the Arts: Hunter Biden, fresh from a Kimono Opening, has released a series of realistic fine-art depictions of the War in Ukraine:
"I call this one 'Stacy the Tank'", said Biden. "I expect it to sell for whatever half of $33 Billion is." |
Manufactured News Network: "It's Only Make-Believe--Just Like Official Policy!"
| Amber Alert! |
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