In Like Schwinn: Biden Bikes for Tykes!

The Emperor Has No Pants

THE COLUMN: Dead on Arrival | The Pipeline (the-pipeline.org)--Michael Walsh:

"What better metaphor, then, for the parlous state of our national affairs than the sight of Biden on his keister after toppling off his bike over the weekend. This frail, thoroughly nasty man with some very peculiar tendencies and an immediate family that might best be described as Caligulan in its behavior, not only embarrassed himself but the country he pretends to lead. "I'm good," he said after his tumble, which may be his biggest and most brazen lie of them all.".......

Pedo the Pedaler saw a little girl on the bike path. He decided to stop and grope her but his feet were locked in his toe clamps so he fell over.

He needs more than his toes clamped. Perv. Biden thought he was In Like Schwinn, but there's No Room for Groomers!

He Skids for Kids!
He's Churlish for Girlish!
Joe Bikes for Tykes!
No Gropes for Mopes!
Crotch Clamps for Gramps!

I’m only surprised the White House hasn’t accused the child of being a Russian plant yet.

Here's the Perfect Metaphor; The guy literally cannot stop himself.

One of these days, he'll lose his self-edit function completely and start groping girls on stage with the C-SPAN cameras rolling.

Oops...too late!

"If you've seen this man, please do not call authorities at once!"

Because your lying eyes.

"When asked by reporters if there would be a full investigation, spokesliar Gin Saki said..."--just kidding. They didn't ask. Why would they? All of Official Washington is perfectly content to have a child molester installed as fake president. And even happier to hide it from you.

After all, you can't get an invitation to the White House Correspondents Dinner if you start asking the tough questions--Questions That Do Not Wished To Be Asked. It's a Speaking Truth to Power-thing; you wouldn't understand.

If that were Donald Trump, that footage would run on a permanent continual loop on CNN. The girl would already have major federal legislation named after her and he would be in Leavenworth.

That girl, btw, is a Democrat senator's niece and now a teenager. She tweeted her friend that Biden assaulted her. And the Papa Didn't Mean It-Media covered it up, which is about their only job.

Der NippleFuhrer: "Don't get Huffy with me, young lady!"

Democrats pretend they're for women and girls--"MeToo!"--but they're not. Just ask Tara Reid or college swimmers. They've all seen this footage and they don't care. Just like they're for Civil Rights, but stole the votes of tens of millions of minority Trump voters. Just like they're against slavery, but are all happy employees of the biggest Slave Power in the world--China.

They’ll all go on and on about Slavery a century-and-a-half ago, but make excuses for Slaver, Inc. today. Can’t criticize the Boss if you want that Christmas bonus! Can I get you anything else, Massa?

The Uni-Party installed a PEDOPHILE in the White House. They know it, and they couldn't care less. The Emperor Has No Pants, only sycophants. They are just as naked as their NippleFuhrer; hungry for naked power.

Sickos, indeed. 

BTW, that was Biden's only job for eight years--pawing girls at swearing-in ceremonies. That, and running a giant Criminal Money-Laundering Syndicate in Ukraine.

It's part of the kink

This is just one of ten thousand reasons American voters reelected President Trump in a massive Reaganesque landslide.

Back when those sorts of things still mattered, I mean.