(Washington, D.C.) In a stunning development, the FBI has just arrested the entire Supreme Court. The Court has been charged with leaking their decision that overturns Roe v. Wade.
Despite Chief Justice Robert’s insistence that releasing the decision was the normal course of events, the FBI views the release as a criminal leak.
In a classified dossier leaked by the FBI, Director Chris Wray said “We’ll let a real judge decide. That’s why we have courts.”
The Court was also charged with Support for Terrorism based on their recent incomprehensible ruling that the Second Amendment actually means what it says.
“We view this as a Separation of Powers-issue,” said FBI spokesperson Dee C. Pipes-Baumer. “Supplying mass shooters with weapons, coaching and support is clearly the job of the FBI, not the Judicial Branch. Everybody knows that.”
The Justices will be held for years without bail or trial in the same DC dungeons as the Jan. 6th Insurrection defendants, because nothing says “Justice!” like Justices living under the same laws as everyone else.
Still no word on the Nov. 3rd Insurrection.
In related News, Rep. Maxine Waters demanded that the Court order the immediate return of Runaway Babies to their owners at the Planned Parenthood plantations.
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Pictured here: Chief Obama Judge John Roberts, just before his scheduled perp walk |
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