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In Economic News:

Also, Seth Rich took two consecutive fatal slugs to the back, raising fears for his future safety.

International News:

(via FreakingNews.com)

Speaker Pelosi is travelling to Asia with her usual entourage of FBI informants, Antifa plants and Ukrainian Nazis. They plan to bust out the airplane's windows and blame it on Trump. Again.

"Let me steer this thing, Nanzi, mein Hausfrau!"

After a long telephone conversation with their trusted employee Gen. Mike Milley, the Chinese have decided to allow Nancy Pelosi to visit Taiwan, believing the damage to Taiwan would be much greater.

“Rage, rage against the dying of the White!”

"Holy sh*t. This is from DOD IG report on January 6…DOJ supposedly was lead agency but in reality it was DOD. And looks like Milley ran the show."

Meanwhile, back at Biden Bio-Labs Corporate Headquarters:

Breadline Biden drops in on the First Lady and President Vendlesswar Puppetsky of the Kiev Puppetskys to share his COVID diagnosis. 

After leaving $50 Billion on the nightstand, Biden returned to America which doesn't want him either.(photo courtesy of VAGUE)

In Environmental Shrinkage News: 

Spanish Prime Minister Pedro Sanchez said "I would like you to see that I am not wearing a tie. This way, we can all save energy."

 The White House was quick to point out this technique was pioneered by Joe Biden, who refused to wear his Speedo around female Secret Service agents for the planet.

BREAKING NEWS…FBI RECOVERS MISSING ASHLEY BIDEN PHOTO:

A J.R. Biden of Rehoboth Beach, Delaware
was taken into custody without incident.

And in Medical News, Dr. Anecdotal Franken-Fauci, Director of the Wuhan Murder Hornet Lab and Patented Medicine Emporium has been in the jungle, hunting for Monkey Pox-infected primates.

Before he left however, he told a crowd of puzzled admirers "This time, I'm going to finish the job I started when I invented AIDS!"

Manufactured News Network: "Everything We Don't Like Has Been Debunked!"

BREAKING... The Billion -dollar Lottery winner has stepped forward to claim his prize. The winner is a local unemployed Ukrainian comedian, V. Zelensky.

per hour!

Questions are being raised, however, since he was also last week's Lottery winner.

And the week before that.

 And the week before that. 

And the week before that.

 And the...

BREAKING NOW…

CIA Admits They Got Al Zawahiri’s LIttle Brother Al Bundahiri By Mistake:

Obama droned bin Laden so he couldn't talk about Iran.
Obama droned al Awlaki so he couldn't talk about Dirty Bob Mueller and the Bushes.
Obama droned all those others so they couldn't be interrogated.

And if Shadow Brain Obama just droned Al Zawahiri, it means either Zawahiri was about to rat out Obama or he was cutting into the Deep $tate's Opium Trade.

No joke.