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Biden Pledges to End the Fentanyl Crisis Plaguing Americans if They Can Top the 10% Cut He Already Gets From China
In other News from The War For Drugs, Pennsylvania Senate candidate John Fetterman could not attend his own Biden campaign event yesterday, citing a scheduling conflict. His campaign said he had to attend the Grand Opening of a federal heroin injection site in his spare bedroom.
In Business News, the FBI announced it was re-opening the defunct Kinko’s Copy Center chain to deal with huge and burgeoning demand for fake cover letters for the Declassified Trump Documents and other federal forgery needs.
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