Proxy Voting for Proxy Wars by Proxy People on the Proxy Potomac

Proxy Lady!

"I know you're a fake little vote-taker;
And I know you're a Coup-plotting vote-faker..."

Pelosi Unilaterally Extends Unconstitutional Proxy Voting Scheme AGAIN Through November Despite Biden Declaring Pandemic is Over (thegatewaypundit.com)

re: Pelosi’s unilateral suspension of the Constitution for Proxy Voting:

Article 1, Section 4

1. “The Times, Places and Manner of holding Elections for Senators and Representatives, shall be prescribed in each State by the Legislature thereof; but the Congress may at any time by Law make or alter such Regulations, except as to the Places of chusing Senators.
2. The Congress shall assemble at least once in every Year, and such Meeting shall be on the first Monday in December, unless they shall by Law appoint a different Day.

 Article 1, Section 5

1. Each House shall be the Judge of the Elections, Returns and Qualifications of its own Members, and a Majority of each shall constitute a Quorum to do Business; but a smaller Number may adjourn from day to day, and may be authorized to compel the Attendance of absent Members, in such Manner, and under such Penalties as each House may provide.
2. Each House may determine the Rules of its Proceedings, punish its Members for disorderly Behaviour, and, with the Concurrence of two thirds, expel a Member.
3. Each House shall keep a Journal of its Proceedings, and from time to time publish the same, excepting such Parts as may in their Judgment require Secrecy; and the Yeas and Nays of the Members of either House on any question shall, at the Desire of one fifth of those Present, be entered on the Journal.
4. Neither House, during the Session of Congress, shall, without the Consent of the other, adjourn for more than three days, nor to any other Place than that in which the two Houses shall be sitting.

 Article 1, Section 6

1. The Senators and Representatives shall receive a Compensation for their Services, to be ascertained by Law, and paid out of the Treasury of the United States. They shall in all Cases, except Treason, Felony and Breach of the Peace, be privileged from Arrest during their Attendance at the Session of their respective Houses, and in going to and returning from the same; and for any Speech or Debate in either House, they shall not be questioned in any other Place.”……………………………………………

"This is a Day that will Live in Insomnia!"--FDR to Congress in their pajamas at home

Another Perfect Metaphor: A Missing Congress Phones It In.

The Crooked Lawmakers Union is like the Crooked Teachers Union–they're both radical and lazy and neither of them ever wants to go back to their workplaces. Except the Constitution says lawmakers must.

Too bad the gutless Roberts Court chickened out yet again.

Just call Congressional Assembly a tax, John. Or marriage.

                                          "WAKE UP! And GET BACK TO WORK!"

On second thought, just go back to bed.