From MNN Headquarters in Atlantis
BREAKING NOW...
*BIDEN ORDERS THAT ALL AMERICAN-OWNED LITHIUM MINES BE TURNED OVER TO CHINA BECAUSE "LITHIUM MAKES ME FEEL FUNNY".
*'Macho Joe' Scarborough: I Wouldn't Let Anyone 'Emasculate' Me Like Trump Did To J.D. Vance | Newsbusters--ALTERNATE TITLE: SCARBOROUGH CONFESSES TO INTERN'S DEATH
*BIDEN ASKS CONGRESS FOR DECLARATION OF PROXY WAR AGAINST RUSSIA.
ALSO AGAINST AMERICA.
*FBI SWAT TEAMS RAIDED THE HOMES OF SEVERAL 8-YR.-OLD GIRLS, CHARGING THEM WITH ASSAULTING JOE BIDEN'S FINGERS WITH THIER NIPPLES.
HOWEVER, AFTER A LENGTHY SHOOTOUT, THE GIRLS ESCAPED AND ARE ON THE LOOSE.
Please, call police immediately if your lying eyes have seen these dangerous children:
THE CRAFTY CHILDREN HID THEIR CRIMES FROM THE MAINSTREAM MEDIA BY HAVING THEIR ASSULTS ON BIDEN FILMED BY C-SPAN CAMERAS AND BROADCAST AROUND THE GLOBE.
"THEY...THEY BROKE ME," SOBBED BIDEN, OF THE VICIOUS ASSAULT.
THE #METOO! -VICTIM BIDEN SAYS HE WILL CALL THESE WOMEN AS CHARACTER WITNESSES, AND TO HELP HIM DEAL WITH HIS GRIEF:
"President Joe Biden grabs a young girl by the shoulder and tells her “no serious guys till your 30” as she looks back appearing uncomfortable, secret service appears to try to stop me from filming it after Biden spoke @ Irvine Valley Community College."
The Right To Bear Memes on Twitter: "https://t.co/pL2o9gy6hK" / Twitter
End Wokeness on Twitter: "Biden attempts a sniffing at a Baskin Robbins in Oregon today."
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