The Food and Drug Assimilation presents...
Corporal Gates' Wuhan-Cloned Chicken!
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"Yes--we'd like the 20-piece Zyklon-B Bucket Meal, please." |
Take a break from the usual Cricket Burger and Fungus Fries-routine.
Try Wuhan-Cloned Chicken...Made With 11 Secret Herbs and Luciferase!
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| Free Poop-Water refills at our Sewer-Soda Fountains |
"Chicken Just Like Mama Used to Clone It(tm)!"...Now with the Corporal's new Graphene Oxide Nano-bot Gravy!
Approved by the FDA with the same standards they used to evaluate the COVID Vaccines and Boosters--the EXACT $ame $tandards!
"Side-effects? Of course not--why do you ask?" |
Corporal Gates' Wuhan-Cloned Chicken...
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| "It's Finger-Missin' Good!" |
Manufactured News Network: "Dial 'M' for Mutant!"
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