BREAKING NOW...
BIDEN ANNOUNCES RE-INSTALLATION BID
* Noted Child Trafficker Joe "Huggybear Robinette" Biden announced his plans to seek re-installation as Puppet-in-Chief and China's Colonial Governor of America.
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Festive locals celebrate Biden's highly-anticipated Re-Installation announcement, grateful for his Unconditional Pre-Emptive Surrender, free weapons and $Billions in cash, even though they know it was all Obama. |
* In other Gangland Syndicate News, Chairman James Comer revealed that his House Committee found that 16 different Biden family members were on China's payroll, excluding Major the Family Dog, who has retained counsel after being framed for biting people and has turned state's evidence.
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| Whistleblower Major Biden-- He Knew Too Much |
When confronted by reporters in my dreams, Biden joked "Only sixteen? I thought there were more. No, I'm kidding, I'm kidding. You're right; sixteen is way too many-- I should have some of them trafficked."
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| “There’s no such thing as someone else’s child.” Sponsored by Biden, Bath and Beyond |
And in Manufactured Business News;
FOX NEWS TO REPLACE TUCKER CARLSON WITH NEWCOMER DYLAN MULVANEY
* The show will be called "Dylan Mulvaney Tonight and When You Wake Up Tomorrow", sponsored by Bud Light.
Manufactured News Network: "Hey--At Least We Admit It!"
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