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Meloni Visits Donald Trump's House

Italian Prime Minister Georgia Meloni took a meeting at the White House this week, although there was no press conference.

No word yet from the White House on which Biden Body-Double met with her.

"I forget--which one is me?"

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That’s not Barr outside the Golden Corral–it’s his Body-Triple.

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Barry. In the Pond. With a Paddle.

With the black eye, cuts and bruises to prove it.

Obama Spotted at Golf Course with Bandaged Fingers, Days After Mysterious Paddle Boarding Accident Claims the Life of His Personal Chef and Friend

And here comes the cover story: Tafari Campbell was Reportedly Paddleboarding with a Female Obama Staffer, Sources Say 

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