MNN's Weakened Update!

BREAKING, BREAKING, BROKEN...

FBI ANNOUNCES PROVOCATEUR PRIDE MONTH, CELEBRATES WITH FALSE FLAG PARADE

* In Pforeign News, British Parliament Opens Inquiry Into Excess Deaths Not Associated With Paddleboarding at Obama's House 

(*If, by "Parliament", you mean one lone lawmaker dropping Truth-Bombs on an empty chamber while the BBC tries furiously to undermine him with chyrons.)

The BBC: "Afflicting the Afflicted and Comforting the Comfortable, Guv'nah!"

 

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This MNN News Update is brought to you by Tweets That Corrupt Hangin' Judge Arthur Engoron Has Forbidden You To See, Involving His Clerk Alison R. Greenfield Consorting with Chuck Schumer: 

Is this the one we can't look at, Yer Honorless?

TRUTH--President Trump: 

Schumer’s girlfriend, Alison R. Greenfield, is running this case against me. How disgraceful! This case should be dismissed immediately!!

WITCH HUNT



9:13 AM · Oct 3, 2023--The Kangaroo Whisperer with unnamed random serpent

In Sports and Entertainment News:

Obamas Attend the Paddleboarding Sudden Death Competition/Celebrity Chef Bake-Off

This Time Not at Their House 

And in News News, CNN Officially Closes Its World News Headquarters in Atlanta After More Than 35 Years 

“We’ll always have Tara FARA.”

Manufactured News Network: “Hunter--He Put the “Lap” in Laptop!”