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* MITT ROMNEY SAYS HE WILL VOTE FOR ANY DEMOCRAT, EVEN THE ONES WHO BLACKMAILED HIM INTO THROWING THE 2012 ELECTION

* To Celebrate the Recent San Francisco Visit of Chinee Military Dictator Xi, Where He Was Orally-Serviced by 400 Multi-National CEOs, Obama Will Attend a Sleep-Over at Xi's House Wearing Matching Jammies

At the Sleep-Over Summit, the two mischievous lads are expected to discuss bicycles, comic books, sports, icky girls and how to plunge the world into a Globalist Dictatorship. 

Sean Hannity will moderate a debate between the two playmates and would-be World Tyrants. Fox's Decision Desk has already made the call, as usual. What difference at this point does it make?

Democrat Mayors around the country are all demanding a visit from Xi so they can get the poop cleaned off their sidewalks, too. 

* And in other Electionish News, Charles Koch has pledged $70 million to prop up Nikki Haley through his foundation "Americans For Charles Koch’s Prosperity", after Ron Desantis became the only candidate in History who pulled himself down by his own bootstraps.

Haley's Corporate Owners told her she wants to make everyone use their real names on the internet. 

Okay. Nimrata Randhawa.

Pictured here: Jean-Pierre poses with Dukes County Sudden Death Paddleboarding Champion 
Frank M. Davis III, aka; "The Hazard of Dukes"

* And in Surprising News, Sex-Slaver Biden and the Child Trafficking Administration announced that Karen Jean-Pierre is actually an adult, working at the White House of her own free will, and is not, in fact, a small orphan child trafficked from Haiti.

Like all the others.

"I hear Ukraine is hiring!"

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