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MNN BREAKING NEWS …

* ISIS Says Chatter Indicates an Impending Attack at Moscow Concert or Mall by Shadowy Terrorist Group Known as “CIA-K”

 

Pentagon Admits They Bombed Wrong Vehicle - Killed Family of 10 and Not ISIS-K Terrorists in Kabul

* ISIS-K Claims Responsibility for NordStream Bombing, Hunter Biden Laptop, Jan. 6th, 9/11, and Kennedy Assassinations

Also Watergate

*RFK Jr. Picks Soros Groupie for VP Because Sirhan Sirhan No Longer Available

CIA: Sirhan Not Dead, He Joined ISIS-K

* UPDATE: PUTIN LEVELS ISIS-K HEADQUARTERS IN DOWNTOWN KIEV

* UK Court Grants Julian Assange Reprieve From Being Murdered in US Prison by Hillary Clinton

* Victoria "Mad Dog" Nuland Fired for Plotting Terrorism and Wearing Concertina Wire Jewelry, but Mostly Plotting Terrorism

* Adm. Kirby Flooded With Requests for Lottery Numbers After Lucky Wild Guess That Attack Would Happen at a Moscow Mall Concert

* FBI Rules Out Terrorism in Bridge Collapse So Americans Assume It's Terrorism

* Sam Bankfraud-Kiev Sentenced to 25 Years if He Runs His Big Fat Mouth, 25 Days if He Doesn’t

* After the Successful Pilot, MSNBC Will Air The Mika/Ronna Mud-Wrestling Cat-Fight Hour. Scarborough to Referee and McConnell Will Narrate as They Fight About Something Dear to Them All: The Best Way to Sabotage Republican Victories

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