Thursday, April 25, 2024

The MNN Legal Briefs Minute

MNN BREAKING ...


*JUDGE CANNON UNSEALS AND UNREDACTS ALL OF MELANIA'S UNDERWEAR CURRENTLY BEING WORN BY JACK SMITH AND FBI AGENTS WHO RAIDED MAR-A-LAGO



UPDATE: "ON SECOND THOUGHT, KEEP THEM," RULES JUDGE

* SCOTUS TO HEAR PRESIDENTIAL IMMUNITY CASE TODAY

 Immunity Case Centers on THREE BASIC QUESTIONS of "LAW":

* Can the Clinton/Rodham Crime Family be indicted by the Heber Springs City Attorney for selling Presidential Pardons like some cheap-ass cornpone corrupt Southern governor straight out of "Dukes of Hazzard", but without Catherine Bach's redeeming beauty?
You have your Confederate Monuments, I have mine.
US ATTY Jim Comey had cleared the Clinton/Rodham Gang in exchange for an FBI Directorship To be Named Later and a Fung Shui Souvenir Bag of Hillary's Toenail Clippings. However, LawFare has taught us that any case can be resurrected decades later out of thin air.

* Can current #ActingPresident Obama be arrested and frog-marched by Texas Rangers for his Summary Drone Execution of Fort Hood (now Fort Beau Bergdahl) clergyman Anwar al-Awlaki? 

Obama silenced the American citizen because he was a loose end, having run "Dirty" Bob Mueller's FBI team of Saudi hirelings on Sept. 11, 2001.
 
Not to mention the 13 murders and 33 attempted murders of servicemen when Obama allowed al Awlaki to minister to Maj. Hassan online at the base.

* And finally, can duly reelected President Trump be given a life sentence in federal prison for double-parking the Beast after a reckless yet fictional joyride through the streets of Washington, D.C.?

Experts are keeping an eye on Celebrity Chef Justice John “it’s a tax” “it’s a marriage”  “it’s an election” Roberts, Justice Neil “it’s a gender” Gorsuch and Associate Justice Jumanji “it’s a biologist”-Brown.


Pictured here: Jack Smith aggressively cross-examines Bill Barr's Poisoned Fruit of the Looms

Manufactured News Network: "There's Not Enough Clorox in the World, Your Honor!"

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