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* DOJ SEEKS TO MOVE THE TRIAL OF RYAN WESLEY ROUTH aka; "JAMES BLONDE, INTERNATIONAL MAN OF MOPERY", TO LANGLEY, VA. SO HE CAN HAVE A JURY OF HIS PEERS.

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* President Rent-a-Zelensky, aka; "Cut-Rate Churchill", flew to Pennsylvania on a C-130 to a Harris Campaign Event after they promised him it was a Kamala Bail Fundraiser for Routh.

The Ghost of Langley: One Hand-Puppet Washes the Other

* SPY CHIEF TELLS PRESIDENT TRUMP HE'S BEING TARGETED BY IRANIANS BECAUSE THEY'RE TIRED OF BLAMING ISIS-K AND RUSSIANS ALL THE TIME

DNI RELEASES PHOTO OF IRANIANS:

*FBI ARRESTS RYAN ROUTH'S SON

"We Totally Did Not Arrest Him as a Message to Routh to Keep His Big, Fat, Blabby Mouth Shut," said FBI Field Agent Pat C. Fallguy.

On the Bright Side, Routh Now Qualifies to Be a Secret Service Agent

"Felix says it's the Iranians."
"Felix always says it's the Iranians, Mr. Bond.".

IRAN! IRAN! IRAN!--UPDATE

* US INTELLIGENCE BRIEFED THE TRUMP CAMPAIGN ON 'REAL AND SPECIFIC' THREATS BY THE IRANIAN TERRORIST GOVERNMENT TO ASSASSINATE HIM

AFTER WHICH IRANIAN INTELLIGENCE BRIEFED THE TRUMP CAMPAIGN ON EVEN MORE ‘REAL’ AND MORE ‘SPECIFIC’ THREATS BY THE AMERICAN TERRORIST GOVERNMENT TO ASSASSINATE HIM

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