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* FMR. CIA OFFICER AND GOOBERNATORIAL CANDIDATE ABIGAIL SPANBERGER SAYS SHE WOULD ELIMINATE VIRGINIA'S HATED CAR TAX THE SAME WAY SHE USUALLY ELIMINATES OTHER HATED OPPONENTS; BY DISPATCHING A DEEP STATE HIT SQUAD, PREFERABLY UKRAINIAN, AND THEN BLAMING IT ON A LONE WOLF, MUSLIM OR TRANS FALL GUY/GIRL. WHATEVER.
"Whether it's Jack and Bobby, Ronald Reagan, Donald Trump or Charlie Kirk, this is the tried and true CIA Method of Democracy, which is to say, Not Democracy," said Candidate Spanberger candidly, and then she had to kill you.
Governor Carlyle Youngkin could not be reached for comment, as he was busy making sure Virginia keeps its CIA Voting Machines and Ranked Choice Voting.
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