Hall of Famer Aeschylus: "Willingly no one chooses the yoke of slavery." "You wanna' bet?"--Coach Merkel

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The Inoffensive Line

While our Million-Dollar Heroes turn their back on the flag to protest their own oppression and for the Right of Thugs to Shoot Cops, German women have been drafted into the CLFL by Coach Angela Merkel.

That's the Caliphate Lowly Female League. They'll be traded for a civilization to be named later.

"We're the Hamburg Hausfraus, We'll Get that Goal,
Go Lowly Females, Do As You're Told! Yay!"

The Haus Fraus of Islam have been told to learn NFL stiff-arm techniques to fend off their tacklers.
They are told to wear uniforms that do not excite their fanatical fans.
They have even been told to wear the proper sneakers to more speedily evade the grasp of Islamo-linebackers.

All they needed were team helmets:

TV Ad Encourages German Women to Wear Hijabs
Country gives up on integrating Muslim migrants, chooses to submit to Islam instead

"A television ad currently airing in Germany invites blonde-haired, blue-eyed women to embrace “tolerance” by wearing the Muslim hijab head dress. ...The campaign is funded by the United Nations Educational, Scientific and Cultural Organization, as well as German taxpayers...
Holding potential rapists at arms’ length, not wearing provocative clothing, or wearing sneakers so they can run away – all advice given to German women by authorities – appears to not be working.

Despite the left’s recent efforts to re-brand the hijab as a form of female empowerment, it’s actually a symbol of oppression.

“Well-intentioned women are wearing headscarves in interfaith “solidarity.” But, to us, they stand on the wrong side of a lethal war of ideas that sexually objectifies women as vessels for honor and temptation, absolving men of personal responsibility,” writes Asra Q. Nomani, founder of the Muslim Reform Movement.

The German television ad is extremely revealing. “Tolerance” means submission. “Diversity” means the willful extinction of German culture." ..........

Well, they could always play against the Iranian womens' teams--if women weren't banned from stadiums by Obama's Supreme Leader.



"Coach Khameni knows best, girls, In time, you will learn to obey just as I have."

The Pledge of Allegiance. Also the Half-Time Show!

"I'll shall gladly wager you a pallet full of Swiss Francs that I secure this oblong projectile!" 

"If slavery is not wrong, nothing is wrong."--Abe Lincoln
"Nothing is wrong."--A. Merkel

"The prolonged slavery of women is the darkest page in human history."--Elizabeth Cady Stanton
"Not yet."--UNESCO

"We need to move the ball down the field and put points on the board. Oh, yeah-- and avoid turnovers."--CLFL Coaches Recep Erdogan, Ayatollah Khameni and Abu Bakr "the Bagman" al-Baghdadi, flush with $150 Billion in new Salary Cap money

"All My Rowdy Friends Are Wearing Hijabs Tonight."

UPDATE to the 7th Century: The most chilling part of the article:

"[T]he dream of Green Party leader Stefanie von Berg, who celebrated the fact that mass migration will bring an end to German majority populations in cities within a few decades, is drawing closer. "I hold that in 20. 30 years, there will no longer be German majorities in our city..."

It may be next year if Merkel continues, lady.

If this Civilizational Self-Loather merely wanted to live like a Turkish woman, she could simply move to Turkey. But she wants to impose Turkish society on all her neighbors.

Turkey; who is rapidly replacing Attaturk's secular democracy with Erdogan's Muslim Brotherhood dictatorship, conducting war on its ancient Kurdish population, acting as a Bus Station for ISIS, destabilizing its neighbors, embroiled in daily terrorism--this is the future Green Party Leftist Stefanie von Berg seeks for her country.

And this is the same the future that Democrat Party Leftist Barack Hussein Obama seeks for this country.

Oh, look--bomb blasts in New York City, pipe-bombs at the Marine Run in Jersey, eight stabbed by a fake mall security guard screaming "Allah!" in Minnesota and a Palestinian appeals his deportation by taking a meat-cleaver to a cop while screaming "Allah!"; it's working!

Gov. Cuomo: "We won't let them instill fear."

No--we'll just let them in still.

"Achtung, baby; I tried to warn you!"

Hank Jr. is not a political guy really, but he saw Barky Nicklaus Uni-Partying with his Buddy Boehner on the back-nine fairway and it upset him. He instinctively and correctly thought that Boehner should be busy fighting for working people instead of facilitating Obama's Family Tradition of Communism. Hank compared Boehner to an Israeli leader lunching with Hitler and that's when the wailing and gnashing of teeth began.

It's a bad analogy, of course. Hitler's Nazis built fixed mass-extermination devices at Treblinka and Auschwitz, while Obama is helping Iranian Islamo-Nazis build movable mass-extermination devices on ICBMs.

Totally different.