Pot Dealer Gary Johnson vs. Geography

Gee; Ography Won!

Ace of Spades: "Asked what he would do about Aleppo, the smoothly baked Libertarian pothound answered "What's a leppo?"
He now says he was "thinking about an acronym":

So this is the guy some NeverTrumpers are flocking to because they find Trump to be too unserious on military policy. Okey doke!"...............

Snoop Dogg said "That's cool-- I start my day with a 'breifin' from the 'right people', too."

The icing on the munchies is this New York Times double-correckshun correxcion fix:

...Contact high! Hasn't the Times been lecturing everyone for years about the dangers of second-hand smoke?

Speaking of acronyms, Gary Johnson and Bill Weld aren't even libertarians as far as anyone can tell; they're LAWNFLOWERS:

Libertarian is just
Another
Word
Now
For a
Liberal
Obama-style
Whiny
Establishment
Republican

Now get off my lawn, flower child.