From RoachSpeak to Deep Throat: CROTUS Scurries Away From the Watergate

The Cockroach Coup, Then and Now

Wiretapping the Other Party's Campaign Headquarters

Reporters then:


Reporters now: Insty:

ASSOCIATED PRESS, WHOSE REPORTERS OBAMA TAPPED, leaps to Obama’s defense over claims he tapped Trump. Plus, why we need a special prosecutor:

This scandal cries out for aggressive investigation. Let’s see the initial FISA application, and the court order denying it. Then let’s see the second application, and the order that approved it. Let’s put the Obama administration officials who signed the applications under oath, and find out who put them up to it. Let’s find out what judges denied the first application, and what judges granted the second one. Let’s get the details on the Obama administration’s spying. Did they tap the Trump campaign’s telephones? If so, which lines? Did they hack into the Trump campaign’s servers? If so, which ones? 

Obviously, as President Trump said, the Obama administration learned nothing of significance from its spying on the Trump campaign. But it now appears that the election of 2016 may have been hacked after all, in a far more meaningful way than an intrusion into Debbie Wasserman-Schultz’s email account. It may have been hacked by the Obama administration. We need to find out what happened. Congress should give top priority to this investigation.

Absolutely.".......

Who Questions the Questioners?

*The "There's No Evidence!"-Democrats could simply call Obama and ask him. They already talk to him every day.
*If there was any evidence on President Trump, it would have been leaked by now by the 17 Agencies who were reading his mail.
* Watson: "Why are libs demanding evidence that Obama spied on Trump? Unnamed sources & baseless claims were enough to satisfy their Russia hysteria."

White House Aides:

Ben Rhodes Ben Rhodes Ben Rhodes: "No President can order a wiretap. Those restrictions were put in place to protect citizens from people like you."

Translation: "Trump is the kind of president who would wiretap the opposition's Campaign Headquarters, so we had to wiretap the opposition's Campaign Headquarters to stop that kind of a presidency!

Or as we used to say back in Dick Nixon's day: 'We had to destroy the village to save the village.'"

Speechwriter Jon Favreau: “I’d be careful about reporting that Obama said there was no wiretapping. Statement just said that neither he nor the WH ordered it.”

Translation: "Hell, even the speechwriters knew the Boss was bugging Trump Towers. But we're going to hide behind Loretta Lynch's skirt pantsuit."

Loretta Lynch speaks: *(crickets chirping)*

Tarmac Tess' RoachSpeak-UPDATE:

“I know it’s a time of concern for people, who see our rights being assailed, being trampled on and even being rolled back. Just like I did at Trump Towers."

Powerline: "One wonders, too: is this perhaps what the infamous tarmac meeting between Bill Clinton and Loretta Lynch was about? Maybe it had nothing to do with the FBI’s investigation of Hillary’s illegal email operation. The meeting was in June, coinciding with the Obama administration’s initial effort to spy on the Trump campaign. Maybe Lynch was filling Clinton in on her progress in trying to bug Trump’s telephones."

CROTUS croaks out RoachSpeak word games: “A cardinal rule of the Obama administration was that no White House official ever interfered with any independent investigation led by the Department of Justice. As part of that practice, neither President Obama nor any White House official ever ordered surveillance on any U.S. citizen.” 

And Bush didn't invade Iraq, either. Technically, it was our troops.

Translation: "I didn't order it; I requested it. Several times--wait, I mean she requested it. Loretta Lynch. She did it, not me. I have Plausible Deniability! People need to know their Cockroach-in-Chief is not a crook! This is a non-denial denial. That statement is inoperative! I am not a crook-roach. I'm twisting slowly, slowly in the wind. What did I know and when did I know it?"

Okay--if you stop bugging Trump Towers

"We got a warrant this time...probably."

Hindraker again: The election of 2016 may have been hacked after all...It may have been hacked by the Obama administration. We need to find out what happened. Congress should give top priority to this investigation.