Tappin' the Toaster

Toaster Shakins'--It's What's For Dinner. And Lunch. And Breakfast...

HA: NYT Reporter: Obama “Left A Trail Of Breadcrumbs” To Create Trump-Russia Connection

...and each crumb is a Espionage Act felony cooked-up in the service of the Hillary Clinton campaign.

"Hey kids; your pre-cooked scandal is ready!"
"Oh, Mom--that's all the Democrats ever serve!"

Bloomberg: "James Clapper said there was no wiretap activity directed against President Donald Trump or his campaign by the Obama administration, as Trump has claimed without evidence in calling for a Congressional investigation. “I can deny it.”

A flat denial--except for the un-flat un-denials that follow:

“To my knowledge”
“For the part of the national security apparatus that I oversaw as DNI, there was no such wiretap"
“I can’t speak for other authorized entities in the government”

 Caveat City.

However, Clapper was clear in exonerating Trump from the Russian Salad Dressers. And he spoke for other agencies this time:

Legal Insurrection: Former DNI Head Clapper: No Evidence of Ties Between Russia, Trump

"We had no evidence of such collusion." And who is "we"?

"I say, “our,” that’s N.S.A., F.B.I. and C.I.A., with my office, the Director of National Intelligence..."

TO SUMMARIZE:

Instead of the headline "CLAPPER SAYS DNI, FBI, CIA NSA REPORT CLEARS TRUMP' 

or even "CLAPPER SAYS NO WIRETAPPING TO HIS KNOWLEDGE AT HIS AGENCY ONLY",

the Professional Liar Media went with this:

CLAPPER DENIES WIRETAPPING


Here's your collusion:





"Oh, no; he's going to ask me to wiretap Trump again."

"Hi, Loretta. How's your golf game? How are the grandkids? Are we wiretapping Trump yet?"



"Remember, kids; Unnamed Sources say 'Where there's smoke, there's more smoke!'"