BREAKING: MANAFORT GIVES RUSSIA INVESTIGATORS PHONY SERVER!!!!!! Oh, wait-- it was Just Rep. Xavier Beccerra in the Awan Spy Ring Investigation. In That Case, We Now Rejoin Our Regularly-Scheduled News Blackout in Progress

Obstruction R' Us!


"Shhhhh! It wasn't my boyfriend who hacked the DNC's server. It was the Russians!"

The Democrat #NewsBlackout Media once mocked Richard Nixon for calling Watergate "a third-rate burglary".

Now they're taping the door-latches at Debbie Imran-Schulz's office like a team of G. Gordon Liddy's Cuban recruits and helping to bury the evidence like Rose Mary Woods on a five-day BleachBit bender.


Committee to Re-Enthrone Her Excellency Precious Empress Hillary, or C.R.E.E.P.E.H.