Live From Buckingham Palace: The Hazard of Dukes!

Ace: AGAIN: Two Police Officers Protecting Buckingham Palace Wounded by Man Wielding Knife; No Word Yet on Whether It Is Terror-Related

 

 

Just Jihad boys

Always meanin' to harm

Beat wives you never saw

Underneath Sharia Law

Since the day they was born

 

Hatin' the world
Flattenin' statues
Someday the MOAB might get 'em

Or a Tomahawk cruise

 

Makin' their bombs
The only way they know how
Is it the red wire or the blue wire?

Or is it ...KA-POW!

Stabbin' their way
or driving through crowds

Acid attacks and Allah that,

Frau Merkel allows

I'm a Jihad Boy
You know Mohammed loves me
But you don't understand  

they say "We'll never know his plan"
When I say why on TV

 

But they banned Dukes of Hazzard reruns for your safety...



The Original: "My name is Waylon..."