BREAKING: Photos Show Virginia's Tim Kaine Doing Mohammed Impersonation, Northam Meeting with Reagan...Developing...

"I'm a eighth or ninth or tenth or something cousin removed from Jefferson Davis."--Barack Beauregard Hussein, campaigning for Ralph Northam in 2017

"They thought they had our brave boys cornered at Shenendoah, but General Lee outflanked those
Yankee bastards!"

Gov. Coonman is using make-up again. This time, for his for Clown Show impersonation of a real government.

Coonman is going to watch all the episodes of "Roots", including the sequels, and spend taxpayer money on black people because he did a Michael Jackson impersonation 35 years ago? And that's all he'll admit to.

That's not how government is supposed to work. If something is a good program, you propose it. You don't just suddenly lavish other peoples' money on an ethnic group just to save your own career from a bad impersonation.

At least, we hope so, because here's Tim Kaine impersonating old Moh, and we certainly don't want Senator Kaine to start funding the Muslim Brotherhood. Again.

"Oh, this? It's just a little something I like to wear around the office five times a day."

Here, young dance champion Ralph Northam meets with President Reagan in better days:

Hold My Beer: Despite his claims today, this photo proves Northam is indeed right-handed!

"Thanks for all the racial healing, Commander Zero!"

"You're verah welcome, Magnolia Blossom!"