"The Canis Lupus Familiaris That Declined to Ululate" or "The Curious Case of the Washington *Crickets*" UPDATED: Now With .01% More Perfidy!

What The Hell Happened To You People?

"You might hope the attorney general would forgive our elected president for criticizing a system that metes out punishment differently depending on how the Justice Department apparatchiks evaluate the politics of its target. The golden thread of control connecting the ballot box to the awesome power of the criminal prosecutor passes through the elected president. ...The Justice Department has taken the blindfold off Lady Justice so it can protect its political allies and punish its enemies. Courts and Congress have been powerless to shame them. If a few tweets are causing mild discomfort inside the Justice Department, then I hope the president keeps tweeting about this as often as possible."--Adam Mill, American Greatness

Scotland Yard's Detective Gregory: “Is there any other point to which you would wish to draw my attention?”

Sherlock Holmes: “To the curious incident of the dog in the night-time.”

Gregory: “The dog did nothing in the night-time.”

Holmes: “That was the curious incident."

--"The Adventure of Silver Blaze", Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, 1892

It suddenly struck me by its absence when Attorney General Bill Barr took it upon himself to scold his boss, the President of the United States, into silence:

Why is it that the President the only one speaking up, anyway?

Instead of the President being silenced about the partisan and criminal railroading of a political prisoner, the rest of Official Washington should be speaking up!

Where are our Elites? Why have the Washington Senators suddenly turned into the Washington *Crickets*?

There was allegedly an effort to subvert the Consent of the Governed during the 2016 election, and a Coup Attempt on the Trump Presidency conducted by the FBI and the CIA, constituting a full-scale assault on George Washington's Peaceful Transfer of Executive Power. "Allegedly".

Yet our Betters, on the most important public issue of our time, have suddenly gone mute.

They are our Smartest. Just ask them.
Our Best. Best what? Don't ask.
Our Most Patriotic. I didn't say which country.
Our Leaders. Applaud now.
They are our  "Best and Brightest"--which was a famous book by some guy about something that happened. I don't know. But they all know because they read it. Because they read books. Big Books about Big Ideas.

They are so wise and strong and good and they know just how you should live your life and how many gallons of water your toilet should hold. They know how many Persians you should hire and the exact percentage of our uranium supply that Vladimir Putin should control. If you thought the correct answer was "Zero", that's just because you're not as smart as them.

You see, they have a group named "CIFUS", which is, of course, a type of high, thin cloud. Seriously. That's where all the really Smart People in our government get together and give stuff to foreigners, especially foreigners who give them money and hire their kids. Stuff like our ports.

You may ask "Why is this good for America?" Just kidding--you may not ask. At least, no reporter ever has, and they're really, really smart, too. Reportedly. But I digress--which is the way your body absorbs food.

Our Elites all went to Harvard. They went to Columbia. Some of them even went to Harvard and Columbia--even though nobody remembers them going there. Invisibility must be another one of their super-powers.

But as smart as they are, they just can't say whether or not the FBI and the CIA should be used for political surveillance to rig elections for the Democrat Party.

It's a curious thing, this Silence of the Brian Lamb-Crowd. Take, for example, Chief Justice John Roberts.

He's not just any old justice. And I mean old. He's the Chief. The Leader of the Pack. He personally appointed all the FISA judges. Yet the only thing he's said recently to Americans about the courts was this: "Gee, guys--if we all pull together, this will be the best yearbook evah!"

Nothing about spying on political campaigns. Nothing about runaway judges--except to deny they exist. Nothing about D.C. juries. Nothing. Zip. Nada. Nolo Contendere--which is Latin for 'tall  candidates only'. Sorry, Mike.

Or take Loretta Lynch. Somebody must have, because she has disappeared. She ran the Justice Department while many of these hi-jinks went on. If by "hi-jinks" you mean Sedition, Conspiracy and Wiretapping. Quiet as a church mouse.

And what about this guy--what does he think?:

I can't say his name because he's the Whistleblower. He went to Yale. He's a CIA officer. He likes Disney princesses, long walks on the beach and overthrowing presidencies.

Every single person in Washington D.C. knows his name except for Adam Schiff. Which is weird, since they're roommates.

Sometimes, for all their book-learning, our Elites like to pretend they are volcano-worshipping savages from the South Seas, forbidden by tribal taboo from uttering the name of the Volcano Whistleblower-god, lest he take offense and tell Adam. And you know how Adam gets!

Even though it's a foolish game for small children, half-wits, farm animals and Eric Swalwell, I think their harmless superstition should be respected and Muh Whistleblower's Sacred Name should never, ever be uttered aloud in public. Our Elites have earned that much respect from us.

Eric Ciaramella.

Or how about CIA Director Gina Haspel? Does she approve of CIA officers overthrowing American governments? Who knows? She's a cypher. Or is it cipher? Like the refreshing apple beverage. And what the hell went on in London, girl? Not a peep.

Or John Brennan. We know what he thinks about the Coup, however. He thinks whatever Gus Hall and Angela Davis think. And Hillary, too--she thinks whatever Al Capone thinks about it. When he was drinking. Heavily. In the morning. In bed. Alone. Except for the cats. And the cirrhosis. Which is the way your body absorbs vodka/Diazepam/hot sauce cocktails. It's also a type of high, thin cloud. 

And speaking of Chicago community organizers, what does the World's Smartest Man(tm) think of Spy-Gate? Our Press Corpse certainly won't ask him. He has nothing to say. No leadership. No explanation. No denials. No quiet yet confident assertions of avuncular firmness. Just *crickets*  chirping. And cockroaches. Always the cockroaches.

Once upon a time, you couldn't get him away from a microphone. He had wisdom to spare, insights beyond mere mortal men and a visionary's grasp of the Big Picture. Now he's eating Cheetos on the couch, watching Netflix while Dubya is giving his wife a shoulder rub down on the beach. Forget it, Barry; it's the Vineyard.

Oh, How the Mighty are Stallin'. He was a Russian leader also. He liked Police State-coups and he wasn't afraid to say so.

Our Elites seem to like them, too--just in secret.

That way, the dogs don't bark, Sherlock.

"Cat got your tongue?"

UPDATE: When Bill Barr called Roger Stone’s conviction “righteous” the other night, that was only true in the narrowest technical sense. Ethically and morally, it was a train wreck.

Stone probably did get scared and lie to Congress, even though there was no underlying crime. And he probably did ask his friend not to contradict him, if you call that “witness tampering”. Let's leave aside for a moment that Adam Schiff just did both those things: he lied to Congress and tampered with the Whistleblower Eric Ciaramella. And let's leave aside that they sent a televised amphibious assault team to arrest Stone. And leave aside how a Gates Foundation/ Democrat Congressional candidate/ Jury Forewoman mocked Stone's claim of being railroaded on on Twitter--and then proceeded to railroad him. And let's leave aside Crooked Judge Royetta Bean and her Hangin' Court for Republicans.

Roger Stone never should have been put in that position in the first place. Andrew Weissman only targeted him for one reason, and no, it wasn’t because of his politics per se. 

Weissman used Roger Stone as human Obstruction Bait. He was trying to manufacture a process crime to get the President to pardon Stone so he and Mueller could then charge the President with Obstruction of Justice. For two years, that's all they did. 

That’s all Stone was to Weissman; a piece of meat to put in a trap.

It’s malicious prosecutorial misconduct for sure, but even worse, it was done in the service of seditiously overthrowing a presidency. You don’t f*** with a man’s life like that just because your candidate lost. That’s not “righteous”. It’s Evil. Pure Malicious Evil from the Pit of Hell–and Andrew Weissman’s dirty name is all over it.

And AG Barr should know better than to dignify such a disgusting Constitutional Crime Spree with the word “righteous”.

And now, Crooked Judge Royetta Bean-Salad is trying to get Stone's sentence in before a Grown-Up Court throws the whole thing out.

And she's trying to get the President to pardon Stone for an Impeachment charge--just like Weissman used Stone as a piece of meat to bait a phony Obstruction Pardon Trap.

By passing sentence and then staying it, she can keep Stone gagged and Democrats can also claim that the President interfered in an ongoing case should he pardon Stone. And he will at some point.

Manufactured News Network: "Democracy Dies In the Alley Behind Chappaqua Liquors" UPDATE: BREAKING NEWS...Chief Justice John Roberts: "This is not an Emergency Meeting of Obama judges or Trump judges, Bush judges or Clinton judges. What we have is an extraordinary group of dedicated judges doing their level best to keep Andrew Weissman’s corrupt ass out of jail.”…Developing…

Funny–I don’t recall an Emergency Meeting of Judges when Obama insulted captive Justices at State of the Union Addresses.

Orwhen Obama, Holder and Sharpton tried to railroad Officer Darren Wilson even though the evidence proved conclusively that he told the truth? That kind of inappropriate activity? I don’t remember a Judges' Meeting for them, even though they got a lot of cops killed–with CNN’s help, of course.

As for this Open Letter, there have probably been two million DOJ employees in the last few decades. I’m not surprised the Empress was able to summon two thousand of her Flying Monkey Mouthpieces to throw chaff and countermeasures. What is that... .01%?

No open letter when Loretta Lynch met with the Clinton Crime Family on the Tarmac.

No open letter when el Chapo was caught with a .50 caliber machine gun given to him by Eric Holder.

But when an old man is sentenced to a decade in prison for a process crime designed as a Pardon trap to remove a president, we finally get a letter.

You know what you bums can do with your letter?

Yeah–you know. You're "elite".