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(Wash. D. C. Chop Zone)  In Labor News, another federal worker's labor union is seeking recognition from the federal government today.

"The Amalgamated Union of FBI Informants and Antifa Agent Provocateurs Local 666 is demanding full recognition now," said Union President John Sullivan.

"We want many things," said Sullivan, "We demand Che's birthday off as a paid holiday, as well as Julius and Ethel Rosenberg's wedding anniversary and the sesquicentennial of J. Edgar Hoover's successful prostate surgery. We want back-pay since the rehearsals on Jan. 5th. We want residuals when the security tapes are released--if they're not destroyed first. We want counseling for the trauma of having to dress as Trump supporters. We want full legal representation from Perkins-Cootie--as if we didn't have that already. And, if necessary, we want Witness Relocation from the FBI, just like Ashli got. Those guys are the best!"

Sullivan also said union members were asking for the free booster shots that the Government has scheduled every week for the next five years.

"We gave Speaker Pelosi and the Swamp the best afternoon of our lives, and all we want is the recognition that comes with overthrowing two centuries of self-government by the People," President Sullivan heroically insisted. "We overthrew the Government and all we got were these lousy MAGA hats. And as a part-time CNN employee, I demand a shot at the Krispy Kreme box before Stetler shows up."

"And absolutely no more productions with that diva Whitmer," added Sullivan. "Everybody on the set agreed; as an artist, she's very selfish."

No word from the Administration on how fast they would grovel and then cave in to meet the union's demands. "In fairness, we'll  probably have to run it past China First," said sources familiar with Biden's "thinking".

Pictured here, Union President Sullivan investigates "deplorable" working conditions at the Capitol for the Crisis Actors Guild

In Art Business, an Artist sprays D-A-D-D-Y on the wall at Hunter Biden’s Manhattan art gallery. At first, police suspected political motives, but it turned out to be Hunter's baby daughter asking him to reinstate her health insurance. Biden, aka, "The Artist Who Won't Use Yellow", no longer gives half his salary to his father because Joe can't count anymore. His work may be viewed by oligarch only at Sweet Grifta Galleries, corner of Bribery and Emolument.

In Sports, biological males will receive all the Men's Olympic medals and half the Women's, under Congress' newly-passed "Get Used to Bronze, Bitches!"-Act.

In the Toy Sector, SunnyFlower Industries presents... 

The White House Contagion Board Game: The Mysterious Pandemic of the Vaccinated Series.

"They got their Crime Policy from Clue.
Their Plandemic from Chinese Checkers.
Their Money Supply from Milton-Bradley
Their Public Health Policy from Operation.
Their Defense Policy from Risk.
Their BLM Policy from Topanga Canyon Barbie.
Their Vaccine Machine from Mousetrap.
Their Naval Policy from Battleship.
Their Big Tech Policy from Monopoly.
Their LGBT Policy from My Silky Pony.
Their Border Policy from Candyland.
Their backbone from Slinky
and
Their Ethics Policy from Hunter’s Etch-a-Sketchy!"

Technology News: In hopes of putting the Election Coup-controversy behind them, Dominion CheatWare will change it's name to Goddam Voting Machines.

In da Music Bidness, Eric Clapton is refusing to play any vax-segregated venues, just like the old days. The guitar legend was recently attacked and almost murdered by unknown assailantsAstraZeneca.

And in other News, unless Democrats suddenly need a scapegoat, Russia has been outlawed and the bombings begin in five minutes, which should help with your weekend grilling.

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