Just as Chy-Na commanded their Oval Office employee.
Xi tells Joe and Joe tells Mayor McCheese and McCheese tells the One-Party Press and the Press tell each other because we're no longer watching.
But in order to do my part and help my Occupation Government defeat the scourge of Imaginary Climate Change, I have graciously and heroically decided that from now on, I will drive one of their little glorified golf carts.
One just like Rodney’s.
You're welcome.
So very, very welcome.
#WhatWouldRodneyDo? A: He'd get in your face, say something outrageous--and he wouldn't phone it in. And neither will we. |
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