BREAKING NOW…
MNN has obtained the following memo marked Top Victoria’s Secret:
FROM: DIR. CHRIS WRAY
FBI HEADQUARTERS
J. EDGAR FAUCI BLDG.
WASHINGTON, D.C.
TO: ALL FIELD OFFICES
SUBJECT: EVIDENCE LAUNDERING
PERSON OF INTEREST MELANIA TRUMP ADVISES THAT HER UNDERGARMENTS SHOULD BE WASHED ON A GENTLE CYCLE WITH A DOWNY OR WOOLITE-TYPE PRODUCT. SUBJECT FURTHER ADVISES THAT UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES DOES SHE WANT THEM BACK.
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| Pictured here, Dir. Wray Examines Lingerie Designed by Government Committee |
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