MNN Weakened Update

BREAKING NOW…

HAVE YOU SEEN THIS MAN? POLICE ARE SEARCHING FOR THIS “PERSON OF INTEREST”, LAST SEEN OUTSIDE OF D.A. ALVIN BRAGG’S MANHATTAN OFFICE, JUST AFTER A LETTER WAS DELIVERED CONTAINING AN UNKNOWN WHITE POWDER.

AUTHORITIES BELIVE THE SUSPECT PLANTED THE POWDER IN ORDER TO FRAME PRESIDENT TRUMP, WHICH IS CONSISTENT WITH EVERYTHING ELSE THE SUSPECT HAS DONE FOR THE LAST SEVEN YEARS.

IF SPOTTED, DO NOT ATTEMPT TO APPREHEND, AS THE SUSPECT IS THOUGHT TO HAVE HIS OWN SECRET SERVICE DETAIL.

CONTACT CHRIS WRAY AT HIS MARJORIE STONEMAN-DOUGLAS TipsLine AND THE FBI WILL INVESTIGATE IMMEDIATELY. SOMEDAY. MAYBE. OR NOT.

“Mailing it in is what we do best around here, frankly!”

17 dead schoolkids agree, Herr Direktor.

In other Postal News, the Post Office announced that it totally does not have a Voter Surveillance Unit which spies on Regime Opponents, surveils all Mail-In voters, tracks all ballots, knows which ballots are used and unused and therefore available, and informs to friendly candidates. 

Which is a total relief.

The price of a stamp will be raised to pay for the non-existent Spy Unit, however.

Manufactured News Network: “Checks and Balances Are in the Mail!”

 "Today a man owns a jackass worth fifty dollars and he is entitled to vote; but before the next election the jackass dies. The man in the meantime has become more experienced, his knowledge of the principles of government, and his acquaintance with mankind, are more extensive, and he is therefore better qualified to make a proper selection of rulers -- but the jackass is dead and the man cannot vote. Now gentlemen, pray inform me, in whom is the right of suffrage? In the man or in the jackass?" 

                                        ...or in the Deep State's Dominion?

“Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch." -- Postmaster General Benjamin Franklin

And The Obiden Regime is one jackal losing the election to two lambs but being installed by the serpent anyway.

"It is the duty of mankind on all suitable occasions to acknowledge their dependence on the Divine Being... [that] Almighty God would mercifully interpose and still the rage of war among the nations... [and that] He would take this province under his protection, confound the designs and defeat the attempts of its enemies, and unite our hearts and strengthen our hands in every undertaking that may be for the public good, and for our defense and security in this time of danger."

In Jesus' Name, Amen!