Wednesday, December 6, 2023

MNN's HEADLINE NOOSE

BREAKING NOW...

* BIDEN IS DEPLOYING THOUSANDS OF CHINESE TROOPS POSING AS MIGRANTS INTO AMERICA, BUT IN A NURTURING, INCLUSIVE YET DIVERSE AND LIFE-AFFIRMING WAY 

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“Okay, guys–I’ll see all of you in California. Will there be anything else, Mr. President, sir?”

“There’s always something else, Joe. Now run along.”

* White House Seeks to Calm Fears After President Trump Says Biden "May Not Make It"

"Let us reassure you; there is no need for panic. If the President were to, say, need a double-bypass after a bout of Beri-Beri in Walla Walla, we have a team of qualified Body Doubles ready to fill in at a moment's notice," said a White House spokesman, Alex and Yevgeny Vindman, aka; 'the Double-Minsk Twins'

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Biden cracked slavery joke, called himself young, new white knight in '73

"I forget--which one is me?"

*Democrats Charge President Trump With Being a "Dictator" After New Charges Surface

17 Intelligence Agencies Agree that President Trump ordered the FBI to raid Vice-President Biden's beachfront mansion for Classified Documents. 

The alleged raid never took place, however, because none of the FBI agents wanted to paw through Jill Biden's underwear drawer.

This, according to 51 Current and Former Intelligence Officials, who wear women's clothing on weekends.

Five-Day Weekends.

 

Pictured here; the FBI's Crack Panty-Raid Brigade,
from the Bureau's Narrative Control(tm) Desk
  

Manufactured News Network: "This Bears All the Hallmarks of a Classic Russian Disinformation Operation, Except Hillary Won't Sell Us Any Uranium. 
It's Probably For the Best." 

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