BREAKING NOW...
* STILL REFUSING TO TESTIFY BEFORE CONGRESS, AUTO-PEN INSISTS HIS PARDON OF DR. PFAUCI WAS "SAFE AND EFFECTIVE"
YOU KNOW--JUST LIKE ALL THOSE DIRTY PARDONS $OLD BY THE CLINTON/RODHAM GANG
AUTOPEN SAID HE WAS TOO BUSY WRITING HIS PRESIDENTIAL MEMOIRS TO TESTIFY AND CLAIMED PRESIDENTIAL IMMUNITY UNDER PRESIDENT TRUMP'S "OFFICIAL ACTS" SUPREME COURT RULING
RELATED:
* BIDEN CLAIMS HE SIGNED OFF ON THE AUTO-PEN PROTOCOLS
UNFORTUNATELY, HE USED AN AUTO-PEN TO DO IT
* FORMER SECRET SERVICE DIRECTOR KIMBERLY "MACHINE GUN" CHEATLES SOOTHED CONGRESS' CONCERNS ABOUT THREAT WARNINGS GIVEN 10 DAYS BEFORE BUTLER
"YOU CAN RELAX, SENATORS--THAT WAS JUST HOMELAND TRYING TO PRE-BLAME THE IRANIANS TO CREATE AN ALTERNATE PERP BESIDES OURSELVES--NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT, REALLY."
CHEATLES ALSO SAID SHE HAD CROOKS IN HER GUNSITE, BUT SOMETHING GOT IN HER EYE

* TO CELEBRATE EPSTEIN PRIDE MONTH AT THE CIA, JUDGE BOASBERG RULED THAT THE BIG BEAUTIFUL BILL MUST BE RENAMED "THE BIG BEAUTIFUL BILL BARR", TO HONOR THE MAN WHO PUT EPSTEIN IN THE FEDERAL WITNESS RELOCATION PROGRAM "BEFORE HE BLOWS IT"
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