Counting Coup

First Things First!

Number of heavily-armed agents Director Wray sent to Roger Stone’s to protect The Narrative: 29.

Number of heavily-armed agents Director Wray sent to Stoneman-Douglas to protect the children: 0.

Number of schoolchildren killed: 17. And wounded: 15.

Number of FBI personnel  fired: 0. Or reprimanded: 0.

By their fruits.

"I'm gonna need a lot more handcuffs..."

Ministry of Truthiness--UPDATE: "I was made to stand in the street, handcuffed and in bare feet. They brought my wife out in her nightgown and also in bare feet to stand next to me even though she’s not accused of any crime."...….

And CNN was there to hide the truth.

Secret Courts. Secret Wiretaps of Presidential Campaigns. Secret Prosecutors. Secret Police. And State-Sponsored--and Sponsoring--Media. Even Secret Nightgowns.

Tucker: Roger Stone raid shows that CNN is no longer covering Robert Mueller. They’re working with him.

When the FBI was caught attempting a Coup, Director Wray's response was...bias training?

By Fact-Checking Punchlines, Twitter Has Become One

Stop Making Censor!

"I said SILENCE!"

Twitter is shadowbanning and censoring the "#LearnToCode"-hashtag for laid-off "journalists". What? Why?

Also "Who, When, How and Where?" That's a little journalism joke. Like Tater.

Evidently, you can talk smack about schoolchildren all day long, but self-important "journalists" are strictly off-limits. Didn't Hillary tell laid-off coal-miners they should learn to code?

Maybe journos could do something useful for a change. I heard the coal mines are hiring again. Also, Keystone needs pipefitters. And ANWR needs drillers. Or maybe wedding planner, since you're married to the Narrative.

#They Fell In To a Burning Ring of  Fired

In the spirit of Iowahawk, we present:

"The Non-Permitted Ballad of Jack Dorsey" from Johnny PayPal's classic"Live at the Folsom Street Twitter Headquarters in San Francisco":

I'm up here banning hashtags
like plastic straws and bags
I got no sense of humor
when it comes to gags
I'm stuck in Twitter HQ
time keeps draggin' on
but that meme keeps rollin'
on down to San Antone.

When #Dorsey was a baby,
my mama told me "Jack,
Don't mess with peoples' punchlines
Don't be a Free Speech hack."
But I doxxed a man Encino
just to make him choke
the crime that he committed:
Making Unauthorized Jokes.

I bet there's Trump folk tweetin'
And sayin' what they want
They're probably tossing back to liberals
their own silly taunts
But I know they had it comin'
Speech just can't be Free
But those Trumpers keep a speakin'
And that's what tortures me

Well if they freed me from Headquarters
If the Internet was mine
I would ban all pesky hashtags
that didn't walk the line
Far from San Francisco
Is where I'd rather be
heading the Joke Inspection Bureau
in Washington, D.C.!


Cashback UPDATE: Our friend Lucidian provides the excellent Twitter Prison Blues soundtrack for the Man in Black

"And while you're at it, Sue, take out that silly little earring!"

Rest in the Vine: To Bee Or Not To Bee? That Is the Question That Violates Our Community Standards For Pre-Approved Humor By the Ministry of Satire:

They don’t come any nastier--or creepier--than Facebook. These people are where humor goes to die. They are the Bergen-Belsen of burlesque. The Treblinka of travesty. The crematoriums of caricature. The harpoons of lampoon.

And now we find they were all chipping in to build Fauci's Super-Bug in China. No wonder they want everyone silenced.

I really can't even believe what I'm reading, it's so alien to the America we all grew up in. Everyone now says "Trump was right!" but Reagan was even righter: "Freedom is never more than one generation from extinction."

This IS that generation.

Zuckface is so clueless and so un-self-aware, he tried to buy "Another Brick in the Wall" from Rodger Waters, to use as a jingle for his Brick Factory-Empire. Waters told him to f*** off. 

Zuck IS the Wall and he doesn't know it. Allegedly. He must know. Small children, morons and farm animals know it.

Get this: Facebook is attacking the Bee for "punching down". You know--like a giant global mega-corporation attacking a tiny Christian humor website. Oligarch, please.

Rest in the Vine: Manufactured News Network's "Weakened At Bernie's" Entertainment Update: The Mueller Years Edition:

Snopes: The Stooges were not German Party-members as previously thought

...they were Japanese spies!

(Babylon, Akkadia) After several tawdry episodes of "fact-checking" jokes made at the Christian satire site "The Babylon Bee", Snopes has decided to go full-Groucho and begin "fact-checking" comedy acts in order to protect the weak-minded and unsuspecting public from dangerous and unverified punchlines. Or as Snopes likes to call them, "punch-lies".

Here are some of Snopes' vitally important findings: 

* The Cone of Silence: Neither Cone-shaped nor Silent--but who will tell the People?
* Alice Kramden never actually made a moon-landing.
* Who is on first and What is on second, but I Don't Know is now captain of the Women's Soccer Team.
*  Henny Youngman did not, as a matter of fact, want you to take his wife.
*  Historians now agree: Sgt. Schultz knew somethink, but was too inhibited by the social pressures of his time and place to express it.
* "Fronkensteen" is actually pronounced "Frankenstein" after all.
* Achmed the Dead Terrorist is not really going to "keel you" or anybody else. .................

#ShuddupTheyExplained-UPDATE: Since #LearnToCode is now officially considered Hate Speech on the internet, you're out of luck if you run a legitimate coding school. To advertise, you'll just have to use car magnets and this:

Chief Crybully Sez: #LearnRefigeratorRepair!

or #ProfessionalRaceHustling.

"Name the prominent Democrat politician who stood up and said, “This Covington Kid crucifixion is wrong!”"

Or any Big Tech Executive who tried to censor that mob.

Free Venezuela! Attention, Poseurs: This Is What Real #Resistance Looks Like:

And this is not:

Obama, Maduro and Chavez: the Three Stooges

When Hussein left his still-secret meeting with Fidel Castro in Cuba (#ReleaseThePhotos!), he traveled to Argentina. There, he told the South American schoolchildren that they were free to choose from among both Communist policies and liberal democratic policies--just like he did!

And then he went home and started wiretapping Donald Trump to rig the election.

Today, the South Americans of Venezuela chose liberty over the Coup-centric socialism of Obama, Chavez and Maduro.

Via Babalu:

John Suarez in Notes from the Cuban Exile Quarter:

Free Venezuela: Time for Maduro and the Castro regime’s occupation force to leave There is new president in Venezuela. Time for Maduro to go.

Opposition leader Juan Guaido swore himself in as Venezuela’s rightful president today. He promised to lead a transition to a new government through free and fair elections. The Venezuelan people, the Venezuelan opposition, and the international community are uniting in support of the restoration of democracy in Venezuela.

Citizens of Venezuela today mobilized across their country and in their diaspora in a call for freedom. Argentina, Brazil, Canada, Chile, Colombia, Costa Rica, Ecuador, France, Guatemala, Honduras, Paraguay, Panama and  Peru responded by recognizing the new president. The list grows longer by the hour.

The Organization of American States (OAS) has also recognized President Juan Guaido and Secretary General Almagro has issued a formal statement. The Special Council of the OAS will hold a special meeting tomorrow at 11:00am to consider recent developments in Venezuela.

Nicolas Maduro is an “usurper” who on May 20, 2018 stole an election and committed a massive fraud calling himself the president of Venezuela. The Venezuelan opposition boycotted the election and it understood that it only served to further consolidate the Maduro dictatorship.

Worse yet to hang to power the usurper has committed crimes against humanity in Venezuela. He has invited a foreign power to interfere in Venezuela’s internal affairs.

Thousands of Cuban military advisers and intelligence officials assisted the Maduro regime further consolidate power to entrench the dictatorship in Venezuela. The OAS Secretary General described it as “being like an occupation army.” The Castro regime’s personnel have been training the military, security services and pro-regime militias in tactics and strategies to terrorize and repress the citizenry in Venezuela. Many young Venezuelans have paid the ultimate price for standing up for freedom in their homeland."...…. 

It is heartening to see people stand up to free their own countries like Cubans did at the Bay of Pigs and elsewhere. Frankly. not everybody can come to the U.S. to escape. We had to fight for our freedoms, too--and we still have to today. That's why we chose a fighter. And now it's their turn.

More:




That takes real guts. Godspeed, mi amigos.

ps: Shame on Pres. Obrador of Mexico for choosing dictators over citizens.

More here from Amb. Bolton.

Trouble in Little Havana--UPDATE: Uh-oh; this guy is a Socialist, too. It doesn't take real guts if you are only deciding how to split the spoils with your fellow Socialists. Frying pan, fire. Prove me wrong.

BREAKING: COVINGTON KIDS COLLUDED WITH RUSSIA!...DEVELOPING...Updated: Is This an Organized Democrat Attack on Catholic Civil Rights?

While Liberals Spent Martin Luther King Day Forming a Lynch Mob For Children

Bishop Foys: " Okay, kids; the bus is here! Line up. I'm going to throw you under it now
for my new friends at CNN!"

Sentence First: Investigate Later!

UPDATED: Bishop Foys retracts and apologizes to the children.

The New Black Pant-loads failed to get a confrontation from the children after calling them "faggots", "niggers", "school shooters", "crackers", "racists" and products of "incess". So Professional Indian Nathan Phillips thought it was his turn to try.

Chief Crybully walked across the mall, confronted a terrorized schoolgirl who fled, and then settled on Nicholas Sandmann, aggressively sticking his drum in the kid's face, yelling and pounding the drumstick two inches off the kid's nose.

Bullies pick on kids. Do you think he would have done that to an adult? Or to a policeman?

"Are you now, or have you ever been, a member of a Catholic school?"

Insty:

JIM TREACHER ON THE COVINGTON HATE-FEST: Liberals Are Bigots, But It’s Okay Because That Kid Had a MAGA Hat. “They saw a white kid wearing an enemy uniform, and they projected all their fears and hatreds onto him. . . . Back in the old days, white supremacy meant burning crosses, threatening and hurting and killing people, saying racist things, etc. Now all you need to do is stand in one spot, literally saying nothing, and that’s white supremacy. It’s a lot less work, I guess? . . . This was a highly successful propaganda effort. It’s completely unfair to this kid, but the people who created and disseminated the propaganda don’t care. They don’t care about people as individuals, and they know their target audience doesn’t either. They just see a face they’re supposed to hate, underneath a hat they’re supposed to hate. So that’s what they do. They hate. Then they congratulate themselves on standing up to ‘bigotry.’ Orwell was an amateur.”

Plus: “And in a day or two, the seething mob will get bored and move on to a new target. Anything or anyone will do. Their anger must be fed constantly, and it’s not a picky eater. Well, at least now we know what it takes for the media to pay attention to the March for Life!”...….

Incidentally, the Women's March had a third of the attendance, yet got ten times the coverage of the March for Life

Another Fun Fact: The phrase "Make America Great Again" was used by Ronald Reagan in 1980, Bill Clinton in 1992, Hillary Clinton in 2008 and Donald Trump in 2016. Yet it never made liberals want to burn down high schools until now.

Here's what happened the last time CNN incited mob violence based on a lie:

Dozens of cops and bystanders were murdered. Zemir Bejic got a claw-hammer to the head.

Haven't you lied enough? At long last, haven't you lied enough?

Big Bigot-UPDATE: 100% Fed Up: "Now…the Catholic News Agency is reporting that the night before after Phillips and his group of leftist agitators confronted the group of young Covington Catholic High School boys, security at the Washington D.C Basilica of the National Shrine of the Immaculate Conception was forced to stop them from entering and disrupting their evening mass.
The group of 20 demonstrators was stopped by shrine security as it tried to enter the church during its 5:15 pm Vigil Mass, according to a shrine security guard on duty during the Mass."...….

Democrats just hauled the Little Sisters back into court despite their victory.
Kamala Harris is trying to label the Knights of Columbus as a hate group--something she would never do to the Muslim Brotherhood.
Note the recent attack on Mrs. Pence and Christian schools.
And now this Professional Race Hustler is bullying Catholic kids and invading their worship services. Imagine if the roles were reversed.

This is starting to smell like an organized Democrat attack on the civil rights of Catholics, aimed at Catholic judges.

Which is fitting--Jack Kennedy wouldn't recognize this bigot thug party.

All the Adults Failed: Only the Covington Kids Behaved Themselves

Breaking the Insta-Cuck Reflex

The Professional Race Hustlers hustled.
The Professional Liars lied. And still are. 
And the Diocese folded like a cheap suit. 

All of the adults involved failed. Only the kids behaved themselves, and even under provocation. They alone demonstrated Content of Character.

The Covington Hoax does expose the Agit-Prop Media for what it is. 

They took a few seconds and framed it, when the whole film shows the exact opposite. This is the kind of pure propaganda the president has faced since the beginning. I'm only surprised they haven't called the kids RUSSIANS SPIES!. Yet.

We all forget sometimes just what a Soviet sewer the Mainstream Media has become. If they don't lie outright, they slant, manipulate and twist. Everything is part of The Narrative now, including sports and weather. So I cut some slack to those who were suckered and have apologized. But not to those who are still parroting the lies.

CNN, who evidently didn't get enough people killed with their fictional"Hands Up"-incitement, is now saying both sides misbehaved in order to justify their original lies. If those kids had Che shirts instead of Trump hats, we wouldn't even be talking. Cuban Gestapo leaders are given the benefit of the doubt.

The worst part isn't the Professional Liars or the unhinged lunacy on the Left. That's a given.

It is the response of March for Life officials, the Diocese and the school that is truly troubling; they threw them under the bus instantly. They have been conditioned by the Agit-Prop Press to eat their own on command.  When did Virtue-Signaling become more important than actual virtue? You should have had more faith in your own kids, people.

We have to break this Insta-Cuck Reflex once and for all. The Elites don't want your grovel anyway, slave.

ps; Thanks for all the racial healing, what's-your-face.

UPDATE: I'm old enough to remember when liberals made movies about the dangers of the rush to judgement by vigilante mobs. And so is Mark Steyn:  The Drumbeat of the Mob: 

"What's disturbing about this fake hate crime is not that the Twitter mob scented blood in its nostrils and went bounding after its prey, but that a big chunk of Conservative Inc piled on, as enthusiastically as the left. ...you cannot have truly conservative government in a liberal culture. Culture is like air - it's all around, and you don't even think about it. So we live in an age of social-media feeding frenzies that can vaporize a fellow's Oscar-hosting gig or drive an unfortunate porn actress to suicide. There is nothing in the least bit "conservative" about such a world: It's like the young student in Milan Kundera's great novel of Warsaw Pact totalitarianism, The Joke, facing the party committee and wondering why none of his friends will speak up for him - except that it's now at Spaceballs Ludicrous Speed, and the respectable right cannot even bring itself to forgo the pleasure of getting played for saps. Every time." .......

Happy MLK Day--Now celebrated with left-wing lynch mobs!

Like Bulling China to Shop: UPDATED: Two Years On

America Wins!

ELAINE: "All right, let's go, I'll give you half an hour.

JERRY: What?

ELAINE: Come on!

JERRY: Are you serious?

ELAINE: Look, Jerry, we have to have sex to save the friendship!

JERRY: Sex... to *save* the friendship. Well, if we have to..."

Similarly, President Trump is using tariffs ...to *end* tariffs! Brilliant!

Our Highly Principled Expurts(tm) don't--or refu$ed--to get it. 

I much prefer President Trump's method called  "fighting back" to the Expurts' Method: Let China buy our politicians and gut Main Street America while piously mouthing the Holy "Free Trade" for Multi-Nationals- Catechism on the way to the bank.

Bloomberg News: 

China has offered to go on a six-year buying spree to ramp up imports from the U.S., in a move that would reconfigure the relationship between the world’s two largest economies, according to officials familiar with the negotiations.

By increasing goods imports from the U.S. by a combined value of more than $1 trillion over that period, China would seek to reduce its trade surplus — which last year stood at $323 billion — to zero by 2024, one of the people said. 

... U.S. negotiators...asked the Chinese to do even better..."

He was right. Again. They were wrong. Again. Never forget it.

Congratulations, Mr. President.

And thanks!

Two Years On--UPDATE: 

I put this president's achievements on par with President Reagan's, 
and in this respect, perhaps ahead;

Ronald Reagan faced a skeptical Republican Establishment, a hostile press, liberal Democrats, the Soviet Empire and the occasional treason by Ted Kennedy.

Donald Trump has been able to achieve all of his successes with a fully-weaponized 
Deep State Coup against him to include the Mueller Fraud, 
many Republican Uni-Party back-stabbers, a fully-Socialist Democrat Party bent on deconstructing America, a Permanent Government #Resistance and 
an unhinged media that is a pure propaganda wing of the DNC. 
Not to mention our foreign enemies and competitors.

Thus making his many accomplishments all the more stunning.