They keep telling me they're prosecuting Russians--but it seems more like they're impersonating them!
Mueller and Rosenstein are running D.C.'s only Deep State Dizinformation Drag Club for Soviet Impersonators. Bob 'n Rod are transitioning to tyranny--but they do a great version of "It''s Raining Mens Rea"!
Or as Yakoff Smirnoff would say, "In Russia, Drag Club clubs and drags you."
I forget: Was it the Commies or the Deep State who...
...ignored crimes by high Party officials while framing innocent opposition party leaders?
...use the Surveillence State and informants against reformers?
...keep old charges in their back pockets for decades in case they're needed later?
...throw political prisoners in dungeons without trial?
...collude with pro-Regime Media to propagandize the masses?
...rig investigations and conduct show trials?
...conspire with corrupt judges to rubber-stamp warrants?
...accuse their opponents of exactly what they are themselves doing?
...choose the person to be investigated before finding--or inventing--a crime to be investigated?
...come into power by election and then work to ensure honest elections never take place again?
...bring every organ of State Power to bear against one individual, the smallest majority?
Of course Russian intelligence officers meddled in the election--but not nearly as much as American intelligence officers meddled in the election.
Will the real Russian please stand up?
|...because it's getting kinda' hard to tell!|