MNN Weakened Update: The Crown Affair--A Royal Ass in the Paine

"England since the conquest hath known some few good monarchs, but groaned beneath a much larger number of bad ones: yet no man in his senses can say that their claim under William the Conqueror is a very honourable one. A French bastard landing with an armed Banditti and establishing himself king of England against the consent of the natives, is in plain terms a very paltry rascally original. It certainly hath no divinity in it. However it is needless to spend much time in exposing the folly of hereditary right; if there are any so weak as to believe it, let them promiscuously worship the Ass and the Lion, and welcome. I shall neither copy their humility, nor disturb their devotion."--Thomas Paine

But first, a Public Service Announcement:

You people do know that we overthrew the British Monarchy in 1776, right? 

Just checking.

Yes--it was much like the way our Fascist Corporate/State Junta overthrew the People, their Constitution and their President in 2020. 

Except Jefferson & Co. Declared their Revolution openly: 

"...a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation. ... let Facts be submitted to a candid world." 

By contrast, our illegal Occupation Regime overthrew us secretly, via stolen elections and is still denying it, as evidenced by Biden's NAZI rant, declaring the MAGA majority to be criminal interlopers in their own country. 

A Special acknowledgement, though, to MI-5 for Christopher Steele and others who helped our Intel Community conduct this Color Revolution against us. King George would approve, especially since the Obiden Regime views American Patriots exactly the same way as the Crown looked at our Founders. 

Those "others" include Prince Charles, a globalist tool and Control Freak who participated in the American Coup and now stands ready to inflict his ungodly programme of shortage, lack, deprivation, famine and depopulation on the British People. 

Monticello June 24, 1826

"May it be to the world what I believe it will be, (to some parts sooner, to others later, but finally to all,) the Signal of arousing men to burst the chains, under which monkish ignorance and superstition had persuaded them to bind themselves, and to assume the blessings & security of self-government. That form which we have substituted restores the free right to the unbounded exercise of reason and freedom of opinion. All eyes are opened, or opening to the rights of man. The general spread of the light of science has already laid open to every view the palpable truth that the mass of mankind has not been born, with saddles on their backs, nor a favored few booted and spurred, ready to ride them legitimately by the Grace of God."--Actual President Thomas Jefferson's last letter, to his son-in-law Roger C. Weightman, 1826

"Short Live the "King"

The WEF King ascends to the British throne

--that remains to be seen

Jordan Schachtel: "With the death of Queen Elizabeth II, humanity, and in particular, western civilization, has lost an absolute giant. She was a remarkable person from a remarkable era. She will be missed. Her successor, on the other hand, can best be understood as the WEF (World Economic Forum) king. King Charles is truly a king for our times, in the worst possible way imaginable. He is a perfect representation of the western ruling class and its pernicious agenda. Charles, to put it bluntly, is an anti-human reprobate, who has lived a life of disgrace, hypocrisy, and corruption. But his lifestyle is the least of the issues at hand. Charles is a king who has embraced and promoted the most destructive causes of our times. Most notably, Charles is both a climate catastrophist and an advocate for the depopulation agenda." .......

"The lights are going out all over Europe"--but this time, it's by design.

During World War II, Elizabeth consorts with the enemy:
the Internal Combustion Engine

"Men who look upon themselves born to reign, and others to obey, soon grow insolent; selected from the rest of mankind their minds are early poisoned by importance; and the world they act in differs so materially from the world at large, that they have but little opportunity of knowing its true interests, and when they succeed to the government are frequently the most ignorant and unfit of any throughout the dominions. ...Of more worth is one honest man to society, and in the sight of God, than all the crowned ruffians that ever lived."--Thomas Paine

Rest in the Vine: Wiretap Trump? Get a Medal!

You're not the only public official who wants to wire the Prez, Rod.

Obama and Clapper gave National Intelligence Medals to British Spy Chief Robert Hannigan and Australian Spy Chief Paul Taloni for wiretapping Donald Trump.

No wonder the Brits and Aussies objected to Declassification. It wasn't just about Christopher Steele and Amb. Downer. The Five Eyes Spies would have had access to the NSA files--but, then, who didn't?

Obama used the British and Australian intelligence agencies so there would be no record of him ordering American agencies to break the law. Then he paid them off with medals on the way out the door.

You know, the Way the Founders Intended(tm). Major Andre was just ahead of his time.

Havel, Schawb and Chuck--one out of three ain't bad

 * U.K Energy Reaches Crisis Point, Britain Announces New Oil and Gas Leases and Lifts Moratorium on Fracking--"The climate change chickens have come home to roost throughout Europe and the British government is urgently trying to head-off the calamitous consequences."

It’s baffling and hard to understand, but there are people who–get this–don’t want to walk for miles and miles only to die shivering in the dark. 

Especially to facilitate a One-World Gubberment of Third-Rate Bond Villian Billionaires. Weird, huh?

Sorry, Chuck.

These bums already helped the Uni-Party disenfranchise us. No More Energy Famines, Economic Famines, Health Famines and Freedom Famines, you Twisted Control Freaks. You're done.

* Prince Charles calls himself  King.

And Obama will remain a Queen. 

The would-be King promised to hide his radical agenda better.

The Queen made no such promise.

Like a flea inspecting an elephant, Pres. Footnote inspects Sir Winston
and finds him lacking the Greatness that is Barry Hussein.

In fact, Obama, or "Queen Eunice III", asked the British to return the collection of his speeches he once gave the Queen. However, the British Government had already sent them.

*The Obamas recently took time off from running the White House to visit the White House where they unveiled their Official Portrait:

* In Switzerland, a law was passed threatening three years in prison for keeping your house warm in the winter. Everyone asked "Well, how warm are the prisons?"

Paine on Panics and President Trump: 

"But their peculiar advantage is, that they are the touchstones of sincerity and hypocrisy, and bring things and men to light, which might otherwise have lain forever undiscovered. They have the same effect on secret traitors, which an imaginary apparition would have upon a private murderer. They sift out the hidden thoughts of man, and hold them up in public to the world."

Without even trying.

*In sports News, College football features two teams that play each other to win.

D.C. has One Team called "the Uni-Party" that rigs every game to beat the American People.

* To celebrate the 10th Anniversary of Benghazi, the Clintons will send weapons to terrorists, kill a random ambassador and stay up til 3am without answering the phone.

* Life Insurance Blowout: Adults Aged 35-44 Died At Twice The Expected Rate In 2021 (technocracy.news) And some people still say the Vaxx doesn't work.

* Fauci and Friends Must Produce Records of Government-BigTech Censorship Collusion – PJ Media

"U.S. District Judge Terry Doughty, a Trump appointee, issued an order to a number of White House officials, including Fauci, Jen Psaki, Karine Jean-Pierre, and the “Big Guy” himself, Gropey Joe Biden. They have been ordered to produce any and all communications regarding Big Tech and government officials colluding to silence those who dared to deny “the science” on platforms such as Facebook and Twitter."

Herr Biden claimed Executive Privilege. However, President Trump waived Biden's Executive Privilege since people can do that now. 

When asked about the subpoenas, Dr. Fauci said "Reports of me being subpoenaed are Russian Disinformation according to 50 current and former intelligence officials. Therefore. I have asked Social Media companies to censor these reports."

One of the Regime's censored “Disinformation Dozen” dissidents:

“I’m astonished that any elected Democrat would be so estranged from our nation’s history and values as to consider it acceptable for a president to pressure publishers to censor his critics. It’s shocking that a U.S. president would involve the FBI and Homeland Security in efforts to quash dissent. Has no one in the White House read Thomas Paine or Orwell or Huxley or Heinlein or Arthur Koestler or Hannah Arendt or Solzhenitsyn? What do they think the lessons were that we were supposed to have learned from Watergate? From McCarthyism? From Vietnam? The Framers placed the right of free expression in the First Amendment precisely to guarantee Americans our sacred right to criticize our government. The First Amendment is not there to safeguard popular speech or government-approved speech. The Framers specifically wanted to protect speech that the government finds inconvenient or even detestable. And they included no pandemic exception in the Constitution!”--Robert F. Kennedy, Jr.

“My name is Joe and my pronouns are “Himm” and “ler”!
Hey--why is my staff all moving to Argentina?”

* Headlines from competing but funnier News Outlets:

Meghan Markle Concerned Queen’s Death May Yank Her From Spotlight For A Few Days | Babylon Bee 

Barron Trump to take up crack cocaine and sex trafficking so the FBI will leave him alone • Genesius Times

Stacey Abrams Announces That With A Heavy Heart She Will Succeed Elizabeth II As Queen | Babylon Bee 

Judge grants Harvey Weinstein furlough so he can comfort Jennifer Lawrence after her nightmares about Tucker Carlson • Genesius Times 

FBI Drops Investigation After Discovering Trump's Top Secret Nuclear Documents Were Just Print-Outs Of Hillary Clinton Emails | Babylon Bee

"THESE are the times that try men's souls. The summer soldier and the sunshine patriot will, in this crisis, shrink from the service of their country; but he that stands by it now, deserves the love and thanks of man and woman. Tyranny, like hell, is not easily conquered; yet we have this consolation with us, that the harder the conflict, the more glorious the triumph. What we obtain too cheap, we esteem too lightly: it is dearness only that gives every thing its value. Heaven knows how to put a proper price upon its goods; and it would be strange indeed if so celestial an article as FREEDOM should not be highly rated."--Tom Paine, from his stand-up act at Tavern-on-the-Green, December 23, 1776