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BREAKING NOW... FBI ARRESTS A JOSEPH R. BIDEN OF REHOBOTH BEACH, DELAWARE AS THE D.C. PIPEBOMBER...

The White House's worst nightmare: Joe gets free to wander the streets

"We never would have suspected him until he started bragging all over town about blowing up Russian pipelines," said FBI Spokesman Melanius Unmenshunables.

* In other Junta News, Administration mouthpiece Frank Davis III said the Biden Regime will stand for Iranian Freedom in the recent unrest there.

"We're all about Iranian Freedom. The Mullahs of Iran must be free, free as they see fit to beat women who wear their hair wrong," said Davis, dressed in sweats and speaking into a closed-circuit microphone from his basement lair. 

"We will deal with this dangerous outbreak of citizen liberty like all the times before," he continued. "First, I'll write a love letter to the Mullahs, then send another pallet of cash and some more uranium while working with the American Intel/Big Tech Community to identify the troublemakers. #FreetheMullahs!"

* Environmentalists have applauded the White House's recent actions to save the planet from Climate Disaster.

"We think the Administration's release of tons of raw methane into the air and waters off Denmark is a brilliant if counterintuitive move to stop Climate Change. And forcing Germany to chop down the Black Forest for firewood is frankly an historic Environmental achievement," said Save the War's Forest Sawyer-Downer. 

"We're not really sure exactly how it helps the Climate, but they wouldn't have done it if it wasn't good For the Planet!(tm)."

Noted Tree-Hugger Jim Comey Inspects His Sequoia Voting Machines

*Andrew Weissman, the criminal mastermind behind Bobby "the Chin" Mueller's Russia Hoax Investigation threatened Clarence Thomas' wife Ginny and called her a "whack job" for holding the obvious and majority opinion in the country that the crooked elections were, in fact, crooked.

pictured here, Bobby "the Chin" Mueller
prepares to take his "Confused Grandpa"-act before Congress

Since leaving the DOJ, Herr Weissman has been employed full-time "accidentally" erasing dozens of his staff's cellphones, an act he calls "Obstruction of Justice" when done by others.

* Martha's Vineyard, envied around the world for their brutally efficient deportation regime while simultaneously heaping praise on themselves for being a nurturing sanctuary jurisdiction, has formally enacted their own foreign policy. It's called the "Remain on the Cape"-policy.

Our Motto:
 “Hate Has No Home Here–and neither do you. Now get on the bus.”

* BIDEN SAYS DONBAS ELECTIONS ARE RIGGED, NOT LIKE OUR SUPER-HONEST AND TOTALLY LEGIT AMERICAN ELECTIONS AND PRESENTED THIS PHOTOGRAPHIC PROOF:

Next Update: 4:01 a.m. ….

* Der BidenFuhrer presented even more photographic evidence of Putin's election-rigging in Donbas, releasing a movie entitled "2,000 Bears", seen here:

and here:

Biden claimed the Donbas Elections "were rigged tighter than a waterproof delayed-reaction thermite charge, placed by Polish Frogmen during a NATO naval exercise earlier this summer," an oddly specific metaphor.

* Despite his public promise to bomb the Russian Pipelines, Biden is blaming Russia for beating him to it. But then, before the hurricane, China's Proconsul Biden also claimed to have spoken "four or five times" with Florida's Gov. de Blasio, and has a call scheduled later today with Georgia's former Governor Stacy Abrams, now the Queen of England.

Biden Showers Praise on Putin:

"Somehow these Tricky Russians(tm)
were able to operate freely in a NATO Bathtub!"

* In Business News, Disney is set to open a 24-hr. criminal Deep State Disneyland in Kiev that never closes. Rides will include BlackRock's Haunted House, The Hall of Fake Presidents, It's a One-World Government After All, the Racial Jungle Cruise, Cinderalla's Money Laundry Castle, Pirates of the Biden Bio-Labs and the Fauci-inspired The Mad Jabber's Wild m-RNA Ride.

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* In Sports News, the FBI has asked all country clubs to install nooses on their golf cart garage doors so the Bureau can pull hundreds of agents off mundane assignments like bank robberies, Chinese spying and human trafficking to investigate Golfers For Trump. 

"We haven't manufactured a new Trump Hoax in almost a week now and we don't want to get rusty," said the Bureau's Gopher Coffee.

A shadowy terrorist group first established by radical Dwight D, Eisenhower, an Actual President, Golfers For Trump is led by a man whose very name is Danger. Feild.

"If you're listening, guys, my mother never breast fed me.
She told me that she only liked me as a friend."


Secret Meeting of Fairway Racists for Door-Pull Lynchings

Ace of Spades: "Many of the #SalonHot25 conceive of themselves as rather like William F. Buckley in the 1950s, ejecting the Deplorable John Birchers from the movement.

Indeed, a group which served as AllahPundit's and the NeverTrumpers' most repulsive Twitter allies called themselves "The Buckley Club" -- a reference to Buckley's ejection of the Birchers. Idiots like Noah Rothman once called for purity tests and purges of the "new Birchers," as they imagined them.

But while these Cargo Cultists fancied themselves as the New Buckleys kicking out the New Birchers, they never talk much about why Buckley expelled the Birchers. They never talk about what lunacy it was that finally got the Birchers expelled.

It wasn't that the Birchers were antisemitic or anti-black. The old National Review accepted a certain amount of that.

No, what finally spurred Buckley to read the Birchers out of the movement was the Birchers' psychotic obsession and conspiracy theory that The Current President of the United States was actually a Russian agent under the positive control of the Politburo.

The current president, back then, was Eisenhower. Now, of course, it's Trump.

And the people who want to kick out "the New Birchers"... believe exactly the same conspiracy theory that made the Old Birchers laughable.

Back then, believing the president was a Russian Sleeper Agent was enough to get you kicked out of the conservative party. Today, of course, it makes you a True Conservative Hero.

The difference?

Back then, the Russian President Conspiracy Theory was put forward by Deplorables and hence deplorable itself. But now, the Russian President Conspiracy Theory is put forward by their very good liberal friends, and as this group is culturally liberal and aspires to be accepted by liberals, they believe that anything liberal is automatically non-deplorable and in fact rather Elevated.

So the only real difference between the Old Birchers and the New Birchers -- the deranged "Republicans" who've pushed the Russian President Conspiracy Theory -- is that the latter believes in a liberal-originated conspiracy theory, which they think makes it smarter and classier."

"Ike's not a communist, he's a golfer."--Russell Kirk

Ike hits a hole-in-one:

"In the councils of government, we must guard against the acquisition of unwarranted influence, whether sought or unsought, by the military industrial complex. The potential for the disastrous rise of misplaced power exists and will persist.

Akin to, and largely responsible for the sweeping changes in our industrial-military posture, has been the technological revolution during recent decades. In this revolution, research has become central; it also becomes more formalized, complex, and costly. A steadily increasing share is conducted for, by, or at the direction of, the Federal government.

Today, the solitary inventor, tinkering in his shop, has been overshadowed by task forces of scientists in laboratories and testing fields. In the same fashion, the free university, historically the fountainhead of free ideas and scientific discovery, has experienced a revolution in the conduct of research. Partly because of the huge costs involved, a government contract becomes virtually a substitute for intellectual curiosity. For every old blackboard there are now hundreds of new electronic computers.

The prospect of domination of the nation's scholars by Federal employment, project allocations, and the power of money is ever present and is gravely to be regarded.

Yet, in holding scientific research and discovery in respect, as we should, we must also be alert to the equal and opposite danger that public policy could itself become the captive of a scientific-technological elite.".......

And that's how the game is played, kids.

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