So Kamala Harris knew all along that Tulsi is a RUSSIAN AGENT--but didn't report this espionage until Gabbard attacked her record?
You want to be president but you only report RUSSIAN SPIES when it's in your own interest, lady?
What's next--phone calls from Halper and Misfud? FISA warrants? Wiretaps? (which are a Harris specialty, btw.)
Babushka, please.
Democrats are now manipulating the polls to keep Gabbard out, just like Google suppressed her traffic in favor of their wholly-owned subsidiary- candidates. Tulsi is just as nutty as the rest, but she sure does bring out the Police State in them.
Kamala’s campaign calling a sitting congresswoman a RUSSIAN AGENT makes you wonder how many innocent people she railroaded to get what she wanted.
As for the debates, I was right; the crazy candidates won. Because they're all crazy. Crazier than sh*t-house rats. It was one bug-eyed zealot after another, each one crazier than the last. Even Unca Joe is shedding his Normal American-schtick (and that's all it is) for a seat on the Last Train to Wokes-ville.
Joe was hired as a beard for Obama's radicalism and because he was weak-mined enough not to be a threat to it. By rights, he should have run last time, but he didn't want his Fort Marcy Parking Ticket punched.
Every one of those lunatics wants President Trump prosecuted for imaginary crimes and not one of them has the integrity to call out the Obama/Clinton Syndicate for their very real un-American crimes of sedition. Not one.
Dear Fellow Senators,
I have here in my hand a list of 205 known RUSSIAN AGENTS in the government, including Donald Trump, Honeymoon Hymie, Moscow Mitch, Leningrad Lindsey and that little Army nurse from Hawaii over there, Maj. Hula-tan.
I knew Tulsi was a RUSSIAN SPY all along, but I didn't report her--until she criticized my record as a prosecutor, which California is hiding even as we speak. Because the important thing is my campaign, not America's National Security.
As president, I can't wait to fill the jails with RUSSIAN COLLABORATORS--or, as I call them, "the Free Workforce of the 21st Century"!
In fact, anyone who dares to oppose me is, ipso facto, a RUSSIAN AGENT. You see, MUH RUSSIA! is my Unifying Theory That Explains Everything! The toast burned? RUSSIA! The light turned red? RUSSIA! For some unfathomable reason, Corey keeps spurning my advances? RUSSIA!
It's warm and cozy here in my clean, well-lit RUSSIA! Room of One Idea.
If you criticize me, a top-tier candidate, I will report your RUSSIAN ESPIONAGE to the FBI. If you don't, then we're cool. Spy away.
You've been warned, comrade candidates.
Sincerely,
Sen. Kam McHarris, aka; "Tailgunner Kam"
ps; And remember: Joe Biden is a segregationist who wants to put us black folks back in chains, just like I want to do with A$AP Rocky.
WAKANDA--AND RUSSIA!--FOREVER!
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