The Hunter For Red November

Rent-a-Biden Before They're All Gone! 

"A time-honored method of taking bribes is having them paid to a family member, usually in exchange for nominal or nonexistent services. It is comical to watch “reporters” pretend not to understand this."--John Hindraker

“So you want me to give the Bidens $3.5 million because Joe is in charge of Ukraine, Mr. Prezident?”
“Da.”
“But we just gave the Clintons millions for uranium. We have to pay the Bidens, too?”
“I know, right?”