Created Equal: The Perfect Metaphor

And The Pursuit of Unhappiness

In life, there are sometimes singular moments that define the zeitgeist and encapsulate an age. 

These Perfect Metaphors were captured by the Venerated Poets of Old; Aristophanes, Virgil, Ovid, Homer and Ronnie Milsap, who famously sang:

Once in every life

Someone comes along

And you came to me

It was almost like a song

January through December

We had such a perfect year

Then the flame became a dying ember

All at once you weren't here

So poetically fitting that our era's Perfect Metaphor just occurred in Homer, Alaska, because, all at once, the Huepers' copy of the Declaration of Independence wasn't here. 

Gone. Confiscated by the FBI.

You probably know the story. The Huepers, like a million and a half other majority voters, went to Washington, D.C. to ask our Corrupt Political Class why they were stealing our right to choose our own leaders in Honest Elections. 

In response, the Corrupt Political class promptly staged a Reichstag Riot, installed their Putsch Puppet and designated the majority of American voters as "domestic terrorists". You know--the Way the Framers Intended(tm).

Because Mrs. Hueper bore a superficial resemblance to a woman they suspected of taking Nanzi Pelosi's laptop, the Feds kicked in their door, ransacked their properties, cuffed and coerced them.

It wasn’t a case of mistaken identity–they knew it wasn’t her. They just wanted to bully and intimidate Americans. They finally left–but not before seizing the couples’ copy of the Declaration of Independence.  

Which is weird, because they already have the original in the National Archives. Not that they're doing anything with it.

There were no secret blueprints or seditious plots scribbled in the margins of the Huebers' copy. No, the defining words of our nation's founding document themselves are now considered seditious to the Occupation Government and the new One-Party State they are building.

Person of Interest Jefferson has come in for a particularly hard time recently. His statues are under threat by the Democrat Paramilitary mobs, ostensibly because he owned slaves. But I think it's because the mobs wish to own slaves themselves. Namely, us.

"All men are created equal," Jefferson wrote. That phrase stands in the way of these new would-be Slave Owners. Nor can you steal elections from equals. Clearly, like pledging lives, fortunes and sacred honor, the man's writings are a threat.

As are all the Founders' writings. There is no good place to stop the suspicion, suppression and censorship once you've declared yourself against the Declaration.

For example, George Washington's Address to the troops before the Battle of Long Island, August 27, 1776: “The time is now near at hand which must probably determine whether Americans are to be freemen or slaves; whether they are to have any property they can call their own; whether their houses and farms are to be pillaged and destroyed, and themselves consigned to a state of wretchedness from which no human efforts will deliver them. The fate of unborn millions will now depend, under God, on the courage and conduct of this army. Our cruel and unrelenting enemy leaves us only the choice of brave resistance, or the most abject submission. We have, therefore, to resolve to conquer or die.”

Or Jefferson himself: "All eyes are opened, or opening, to the rights of man. The general spread of the light of science has already laid open to every view. The palpable truth, that the mass of mankind has not been born with saddles on their backs, nor a favored few booted and spurred, ready to ride them legitimately, by the grace of God."-- his last letter, to Roger C. Weightman, 1826

Or anything that ever fell out of Sam Adam's mouth: "It will bring an everlasting mark of infamy on the present generation, enlightened as it is, if we should suffer the liberties of our country to be wrested from us by violence without a struggle, or be cheated out of them by the artifices of false and designing men.”--Boston Gazette, October 14, 1771

"Broadway Al" Hamilton's Federalist Papers: "The fabric of American empire ought to rest on the solid basis of THE CONSENT OF THE PEOPLE. The streams of national power ought to flow from that pure, original fountain of all legitimate authority."

The Revolution has come full circle; the Ruling Junta now views the Founding Fathers exactly like King George did. 

And beyond the Founders to Lincoln's First Inaugural: "This country, with its institutions, belongs to the people who inhabit it. Whenever they shall grow weary of the existing Government, they can exercise their constitutional right of amending it, or their revolutionary right to dismember or overthrow it."

And Frederick Douglass' #Resistance: "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them, and these will continue till they are resisted with either words or blows, or with both.

Sen. Henry Cabot Lodge on the League of Nations: "...an American I was born, an American I have remained all my life. I can never be anything else but an American, and I must think of the United States first..."

To Harry S. Truman: "Once a government is committed to the principle of silencing the voice of opposition, it has only one way to go, and that is down the path of increasingly repressive measures, until it becomes a source of terror to all its citizens and creates a country where everyone lives in fear."

Or that wild-eyed radical, Ike: "In the councils of government, we must guard against the acquisition of unwarranted influence, whether sought or unsought, by the military industrial complex. The potential for the disastrous rise of misplaced power exists and will persist." 

And Jack Kennedy: “Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution inevitable.”

To President Reagans First Inaugural: "We are a nation that has a government--not the other way around. And this makes us special among the nations of the Earth. Our government has no power except that granted it by the people. It is time to check and reverse the growth of government which shows signs of having grown beyond the consent of the governed."

Even dull-witted Quantico graduates (“‘Q’ is for Quantico!”) realize the Founders and Framers of America are their enemies. All these American statesmen are subversive to this Regime's grip on illegitimate power. Their very lives stand as a rebuke to the Uni-Party Syndicate and their Constitutional Crime Wave.

Plainly put, they fear a revolution. Or, more precisely, a counter counter-revolution, since they have already overthrown the Founders' Revolution. That's why "the Spirit of '76" chills them to their bones.

As truth becomes more fictional by the moment, and make-believe daily becomes truthier and truthier, they will eventually have to ban fiction authors, too, such as Orwell, Heinlein and Bradbury. Even Ian Fleming's James Bond would sometimes work with the Russians against the shadowy cabal of politicians and greedy globalists of S.P.E.C.T.R.E., as portrayed in the seminal Fleming masterpiece, "The Spy Who Revised and Extended Me". 

James Spader's Raymond Redington can't be far behind. Who, as fate would have it, bears a passing resemblance to Ronnie Milsap. Wheels within wheels, people.

Even now, the Department Against Justice is trying to subvert an honest audit of a dishonest election in Maricopa County. In the name of "Voting Rights", of course

Just like Pedo the Pedaler being unable to stop himself around children or Reichstag Nanzi elbowing children out of her way for a photo-op, the seizure of the Huepers’ Declaration by a rogue FBI was yet another Perfect Metaphor for Our Time.

The Huepers’ real crime? They believed it. They still believe in the Declaration which our Garbage Political Class has abandoned.

The Concertina Government will maintain the Jefferson Memorial. It will conduct guided tours of Monticello. It will preserve the original Declaration of Independence in a special climate-controlled glass case, designed to keep it forever pristine. 

It will do everything--but honor it.

Which, in the final analysis, is the only thing that really matters.

...and they know it, too.