BREAKING NOW...
* AFTER PRESIDENT TRUMP BLASTED NANCY PELOSI FOR HER HALF-MILLION DOLLAR VISA STOCK TRADE BASED ON AN INSIDER DOJ TIP, THE JUSTICE DEPARTMENT ANNOUNCED THAT IT WILL BRING ADDITIONAL CHARGES AGAINST MAYOR ADAMS AND REP. CUELLAR FOR HACKING HER ACCOUNT AND MAKING UNAUTHORIZED TRADES
* IN RELATED NEWS, THE DOJ ALSO SAYS IT WILL OPEN ITS OWN BROKERAGE FIRM CALLED FJB AMERITRADE
* SHOCKING DEVELOPMENT:
AFTER GOV. WALZ FAILS TO POSITION HER FOR SUCCESS, TAMPON TIM WILL BE REPLACED WITH PUPT. VOLODYMYR ZELENSKY
IF THEY PAY HIM.
* KAMALA TO VISIT BORDER TOWN WHERE SHE WILL INSPECT NEIGHBORHOOD LAWNS
"I'm the Lawn Order candidate," said "Briggs and Stratton" Harris
"Sorry, Volod; I can't meet with you today. They're making me cut the grass." |
* DOJ CHARGES THREE IRANIANS WITH HACKING TRUMP EMAILS: CARTER PAGE, GEORGE PAPADOPOULOS AND BYTHA BOOKE
THAT SHOULD SUFFISA
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