Nixon's Revenge: Wingtips on the Beach--Never Go Full-Milhaus!

Hillary's Enemies List

"I take responsibility for every decision that I make, but that's not why I lost. You're why I lost!"



C.ommittee for the  R.oyal E.stablishment E.ntitled to the P.residency

Bribe Me-Granny's interview at CodeCon in Palos Verdes today was a scary Conspiracy Theory Tour-de-Force and a horrifying Pity Party for the Ages. All it lacked was narration by Vincent Price.

At one point, she even gave the Nixon double-peace sign, with the same haggard look and dark circles under the eyes. I think I even saw a five-o-clock shadow.

Hillary wants you to know that she absolutely takes full and complete responsibility for the debacle...

Except for:

her emails
Comey
New York Times
Goldman Sachs speeches
Bernie
misogyny
Vast Right Wing Conspiracy
spam-bots
Russia
civil rights opponents
Republican donors
Citizens United
technology
The Supreme Court
Republican governors and legislatures
Cambridge Analytica
twitter
content farms
Fake News
Facebook
1,000 Russian Agents
RNC
Democrat Party
lack of funds
ORCA
the Mercers
Brexit
psychographics
sentiment
a lot of harvesting of Facebook information
Kushner
Bannon
Conway
Trump
Breitbart
Trump
paid advertising
machine learning
algorithms
collusion
cyber attacks
information theft
weaponized information
Macedonia
fake newspapers
guidance from Americans
WikiLeaks
Podesta's emails
Info Wars
the Comey letter
false memo
diszinformation
the Mainstream Media
Google searches
rural voters
Wisconsin
Governor Scott Walker
Pennsylvannia
rumors of my lizard-hood
RNC Republican allied data
people screaming, “Lock her up, lock her up,”
the GRU
Goosefer the hacker
DC Leaks
Putin
vast Russian conspiracy
complacency
network executives
profit motive
personalization
message delivery
phony stories
Netflix
a political documentary
horrible data deficit
weak institutions
a historic tide
local television stations
radio
the internet
Fox News
Sinclair Media
Whitewater
birthers
outrageous lies
America’s political underbelly
voter resentment
voter anger
racism
sexism
xenophobia
Islamophobia
public isn’t capable of making informed decisions
Philadelphia suburban women
polling
voter suppression
scheduling decisions
unreliable information
voters not allowed to vote
Rumors of a child trafficking operation in the basement of a pizzeria
low-information voters
Voters staying home
third-party voters
double standards
likability
Glass Ceilings
Trump’s Twitter followers
repetitive arguments
trending numbers
covfefe
rabbit holes
the circus
and an unnamed classic authoritarian

But other than that, full and complete responsibility. No exceptions!

"Covfefe" means "spanking"...Enjoy!

Fear and Loathing in Palos Verdes-UPDATE:

Hillary was right! The Conspiracy(tm) runs even deeper than we knew!:

 

It goes deep, people. Deep.